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MAUFRAIS

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  1. If he really was innocent I bet he’s gonna beat the shit out of Nicole in heaven.
  2. No way they interrupt that game if Jordan was playing.
  3. It’ll also be upside down.
  4. Damn it. I got boned pretty hard by a cloud.
  5. One handed? Impressive.
  6. I’m choosing to see it even more amazing that the earth, moon, sun and a cloud are all in perfect alignment.
  7. MAUFRAIS

    Burgers

    You’re our burger buddy
  8. I only have one kind of foggy memory of liberty lunch and I was outside watching a stage. So was I standing there just west of where lamberts is now?
  9. I was in junior high, dickhead
  10. Warehouses … full o’ spaghetti.
  11. iPhong weather app with the tease
  12. How far down do you rank your shirts?
  13. There was also The Flatliners: https://www.chron.com/entertainment/music/article/Lone-star-legends-are-alive-and-kicking-as-1668571.php
  14. The living would envy the dead.
  15. I guess it’s not a big risk to steal a band name from a pacifist?
  16. Prison consultant is a new one.
  17. I had no idea sid haig was a doctor
  18. I should let Eddie White live in my garage apartment and claim it’s the most successful homeless program in the world.
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