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MAUFRAIS

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  1. Here’s some pictures from inside Holiday House.
  2. I bet because UT doesn’t control moody and oak view group would probably rather have big money events there than volleyball.
  3. The explanation I’ve heard is that until the practice facility is complete, the team is practicing at DKR too often for the surface to be grass. It’ll get worn out. I’ve heard they practice at dkr more because sark doesn’t like going to the old practice facility because they have to bus over there. So if that’s true it’s not a money issue, it just needs to wait til we are no longer practicing there.
  4. Jeanne Daniels inherited Tarrytown Shopping Center from her parents in 1999. The property has been in her family since her ancestor Elisha Pease was governor. She is a vegan and values animals and didn’t renew the leases of all businesses that profited from their suffering. This included neighborhood staples Holiday House, The Grocery, Formosa, and Texas French Bread. Her management (handled by Adler’s wife) eventually led to Tarrytown Pharmacy and Broaddus Chevron voluntarily leaving. She was supposedly unpopular when she was a student at Austin high back in the day. She is rumored to give favorable leases to animal friendly establishments in the complex, such as vegan brewpub the beer plant, Austin pets alive, and the now closed rabbit food grocery (phone number 666-TOFU). She’s a fuckin’ dumb cunt and I’ll have a huge cheeseburger the day I hear she’s finally croaked.
  5. That’s our penalty for last place in fantasy.
  6. I like the one bitch that they’re like and what should we put you down as and she’s like “ACC Member”
  7. Some guy at Austin Stone is in trouble.
  8. I’ll tell the guys at Bert’s to find another dream.
  9. Sit and contemplate the sculptures to distant bass thumps and the far off vision of a bachelorette party twerking on a tige.
  10. I don’t think it would help unless it was a shitload.
  11. Reggie Stephey showed up in the mugshot thread getting a d dub somewhat recently. Thought it would make the news but it never did.
  12. Obviously you weren’t at the 1984 Adams College Greek Games and Homecoming Carnival.
  13. It’s no smoking now
  14. Now that it’ll stick around, I hope Dirty’s can clean up that parking lot and get rid of that decrepit awning, half ass tent and those dumb blue barrels. I don’t want them to McGuire moorman it, just straighten the place up a little bit.
  15. Got floor tickets. Last time I saw him he sounded like a rock tumbler. But at least this time I’ll be close enough to lay eyes on him.
  16. Yeah I require way spicier food and way freakier porn.
  17. Sic mass transit gloria
  18. he scored one fewer point than someone who scored one more point than a dead man.
  19. that'll be fun to watch empty trains go by while i'm eating a burger.
  20. https://www.newyorker.com/news/letter-from-the-south/the-mystery-of-the-headless-goats-in-the-chattahoochee
  21. Yes. You drive me nuts but I thought the same thing here. I ain’t on your side, but I ain’t on his either.
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