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MAUFRAIS

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  1. Sit and contemplate the sculptures to distant bass thumps and the far off vision of a bachelorette party twerking on a tige.
  2. I don’t think it would help unless it was a shitload.
  3. Reggie Stephey showed up in the mugshot thread getting a d dub somewhat recently. Thought it would make the news but it never did.
  4. Obviously you weren’t at the 1984 Adams College Greek Games and Homecoming Carnival.
  5. It’s no smoking now
  6. Now that it’ll stick around, I hope Dirty’s can clean up that parking lot and get rid of that decrepit awning, half ass tent and those dumb blue barrels. I don’t want them to McGuire moorman it, just straighten the place up a little bit.
  7. Got floor tickets. Last time I saw him he sounded like a rock tumbler. But at least this time I’ll be close enough to lay eyes on him.
  8. Yeah I require way spicier food and way freakier porn.
  9. Sic mass transit gloria
  10. he scored one fewer point than someone who scored one more point than a dead man.
  11. that'll be fun to watch empty trains go by while i'm eating a burger.
  12. https://www.newyorker.com/news/letter-from-the-south/the-mystery-of-the-headless-goats-in-the-chattahoochee
  13. Yes. You drive me nuts but I thought the same thing here. I ain’t on your side, but I ain’t on his either.
  14. How does he feel about alternative lifestyles?
  15. Also going. Tickets are pricey at the moment.
  16. Will be out and Lake Austin. Trying to think what the best spot out there will be. Bridge would be cool but probably way too crowded. Probably go way upriver and try to find a spot to ourselves.
  17. Sounds like it works great for the stepford citizens to get over to real austin so no wonder that dude likes it. I don’t know because I don’t go over there ever, although I do like the carousel lounge.
  18. Not enough yet. Maroons stuck getting their asses kicked in 6A for another 2 years. Would much rather see them get their asses kicked a little less severely in 5A.
  19. Use of normal ought to smoke out some bleeding hearts.
  20. “And therefore to eat a shoe is a foolish signal but it was worthwhile.” -Werner Herzog
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