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MAUFRAIS

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  1. Use of normal ought to smoke out some bleeding hearts.
  2. “And therefore to eat a shoe is a foolish signal but it was worthwhile.” -Werner Herzog
  3. Tool? Sounds kind of like you stabbed her after that.
  4. Oh man that’s funny as hell.
  5. That’s before my time but great to know. I always assumed they were over by where Hula Hut is. Oldest memories I have over there was a boat place burning down and catching a ferry to something I think was called the West Bank Fish Camp … and guess I falsely put Glastron there because I feel like that fire and them moving away were at about the same time. But I was a dumb kid back then.
  6. Look up
  7. Tough life selling gym memberships in Positano.
  8. Obviously I meant Russell Korman but I’d had several beers at the game. Now I want to watch Death Race 2000.
  9. Welcome to the party pal I recommend the pics of her whacking the guy off in a theater.
  10. Did he get in the Houston huddle at one point?
  11. Roger Korman finally broke ground at the old University Schwinn spot. Been tired of that fuckin’ eyesore too.
  12. My in laws got my son an obvious knock off jersey for Christmas and I had to secretly replace it with a real one to save him but also save them. Shit still pisses me off.
  13. These have all seemed particularly amusing.
  14. Oh man. That’s great. “I used to touch Fawn this way”
  15. Was he banging his dead wife’s sister or his dead brother’s wife?
  16. The Disco Dolls in Hot Skin
  17. MAUFRAIS

    Burgers

    That’s the one that I’ve been told by multiple big shot new arrivals is “the best”
  18. staubach introduced himself to earl. fucking hilarious.
  19. Dude, our job is to act indignant if they even consider doing anything other than promoting the assistant.
  20. But not 3 times
  21. Literally you fucking Psycho
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