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MAUFRAIS

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  1. Hopefully the Ryman books something good 10/25.
  2. If we play in Little Rock I’m taking Maci from Nathan For You.
  3. Far Beyond Leaven
  4. All those podunk cities’ Hampton inn staffs call this black Wednesday.
  5. Is it a synthetic grinch asshole you can fuck?
  6. Luke White is like not scalding white.
  7. #humblebrag
  8. Other than that beard.
  9. That’s normal now. Impossible to not stress over it though.
  10. Went to my first Austin High game in decades and was shocked by the amount of bullshit at halftime. Team still got creamed though, so some things don’t change.
  11. It’s going to be quite an experience for all you south endzone people, actually sitting in your seats for a game.
  12. Those fuckfaces are going to walk their dogs on all the fields and leave shit all over them.
  13. They’re affordable because they suck.
  14. That’s fucked.
  15. I can’t pick between the oh no anyway gif or the puppet looking side to side gif.
  16. Remember when Simms came to practice in a limo? Also remember when him and the 49ers coach and those other guys all tattooed each other’s initials on their ankles?
  17. If you’ve been buying tickets for the past decade as a strategy for getting playoff tickets, I would like to pitch you some business ideas I’ve had since I was a kid.
  18. Dare him to say that to the Washington kicker.
  19. So this is what it feels like to be rejected by Texas. I’m kind of understanding the horns down thing now.
  20. You will not replace us.
  21. The calculator is down.
  22. this is texas a&m osu. they got the golden hat, mine is the golden cap. they got the big tex, i got the big tek. we both got two great teams, but their fans have hay seeds.
  23. “I never go backwards; I never look back,” Yormark said prior to the Big 12 championship game between Texas and Oklahoma State at AT&T Stadium on Saturday. “I enjoyed my time in Austin (last week). I embraced the moment. The fans were great. One thing I love about the fans in college sports, I love the passion. They’re showing their passion, and I love it.”
  24. Yes I am a dumdum retard and still subscribe to the statesman. i use the sunday paper to light my grill. leave me alone. anyway, the composition of promoted stories and weird ads on the bottom of the page was amusing this morning:
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