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MAUFRAIS

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  1. Adios, mofo
  2. What’s that? Oh it’s Latin isn’t it?
  3. Vini vidi Vinci
  4. Dirty’s is more crowded these days than it’s been in years. Was walking out with my son last week and Jatavion Sanders was chilling at the bar. My 6 year old went up and shook his hand and #0 couldn’t have been nicer. Became an even bigger fan.
  5. Hopefully the Ryman books something good 10/25.
  6. If we play in Little Rock I’m taking Maci from Nathan For You.
  7. Far Beyond Leaven
  8. All those podunk cities’ Hampton inn staffs call this black Wednesday.
  9. Is it a synthetic grinch asshole you can fuck?
  10. Luke White is like not scalding white.
  11. #humblebrag
  12. Other than that beard.
  13. That’s normal now. Impossible to not stress over it though.
  14. Went to my first Austin High game in decades and was shocked by the amount of bullshit at halftime. Team still got creamed though, so some things don’t change.
  15. It’s going to be quite an experience for all you south endzone people, actually sitting in your seats for a game.
  16. Those fuckfaces are going to walk their dogs on all the fields and leave shit all over them.
  17. They’re affordable because they suck.
  18. That’s fucked.
  19. I can’t pick between the oh no anyway gif or the puppet looking side to side gif.
  20. Remember when Simms came to practice in a limo? Also remember when him and the 49ers coach and those other guys all tattooed each other’s initials on their ankles?
  21. If you’ve been buying tickets for the past decade as a strategy for getting playoff tickets, I would like to pitch you some business ideas I’ve had since I was a kid.
  22. Dare him to say that to the Washington kicker.
  23. So this is what it feels like to be rejected by Texas. I’m kind of understanding the horns down thing now.
  24. You will not replace us.
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