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MAUFRAIS

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  1. “Excuse me, sir. I am from Westlake or Lake Travis and I felt like I grew up so close to UT that I just needed to get away for college. Bye bye.” … “Why do they keep saying this to me?”
  2. Nice. Thanks.
  3. If I lived in westlake I’d probably put a lot of effort into proving I’m not racist too.
  4. What’s the magic number? 7?
  5. Chris Jessie doesn’t see what the big deal is.
  6. Only 5 things can happen on a double pass and 4 of them are bad.
  7. If it goes pods do we name the pods and then chant our pod name when we beat a team from a different pod?
  8. Might want to double check that sixth word.
  9. MAUFRAIS

    Burgers

    That has nothing to do with age. Those youngsters were retards.
  10. We should hire Girl Talk and have him in residence and a member of the Longhorn Band and coordinating all this shit, piped in stuff and band. He’d make it cool.
  11. You are 52
  12. I think having 2,000 opposing fans including their band in the lower bowl will enhance the atmosphere.
  13. Looks like Rocky Denis transitioned. Good for her. Probably got some billowy honkers too.
  14. Seems like it’s fair if he can handle it better than his more corpulent coworkers.
  15. Relegators! Mount up
  16. Was able to watch in Rome. Thank you very much. You gonna do that for Wyoming and Baylor? [emoji869]
  17. There's more to life than a little money, you know. Don'tcha know that? And here ya are, and it's a beautiful day.
  18. I wish the tower had view corridors. My favorites east on tower drive and Windsor just got ruined by new lame ass dorm condos.
  19. Appears to be Watto
  20. It’s a David Allan Coe song you philistine.
  21. Oh. If you like authentic blues... you really gotta check out Blues Hammer. They're so great.
  22. Thank xenu
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