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MAUFRAIS

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  1. I don’t believe he has successfully sold his house . . .
  2. Might’ve been saying west sunset blvd.
  3. Red pen. Omit er. Comedy gold. Own the school.
  4. He’s tired of these motherfucking snakeys on his motherfucking plane.
  5. Would the rose bowl being in the middle of a golf course save it, or does VY need to get on a plane?
  6. If the smu guy was good at fountains can we hire him to fix the one between winship circle and the mlk statue?
  7. So many lives are on the breeze, even the stars are ill at ease
  8. I had no idea it would be that revolting.
  9. That guy looks like if Colin jost was in the first scene in total recall when Arnold’s face mask first breaks.
  10. Do Eltife and Hartzell split the difference and work out in Corsicana?
  11. Let’s just hire bill Murray’s son so that we’ll have that going for us.
  12. MAUFRAIS

    Burgers

    I can smell the fabuloso through the screen.
  13. Up up down down …
  14. Did not get them. Was hoping that getting fucked no lube for peach tickets would earn me some sympathy, but I’ve got a lot to learn about the Longhorn foundation.
  15. Poor dude can have my worthless peach bowl tickets.
  16. He voted for the king ranch guy for land commissioner.
  17. Those look pretty good. Link? My kid wants a Wingo.
  18. MAUFRAIS

    Burgers

    The old Taco Bell on 35th is now a tiny boxwoods, which is a milf hangout.
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