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MAUFRAIS

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  1. Jerry Jone money
  2. Statement is true for people who have not gone through the college application process.
  3. The alternative could have been an amicable break up, zero dollars, and a one way ticket back to west Texas, in which case I’m sure she’s glad she did what she did and got paid.
  4. MAUFRAIS

    Heads up!

    New building paying tribute to all the shit thrown off the towers balconies.
  5. I played so much 21 and poison with this thing :
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  7. Isn’t the victory grill still there?
  8. He gave bill self aids.
  9. We’re not a bank, Jerry
  10. Interesting. Did he play the director in the video shoot for burn in hell at the end of pee wee’s big adventure?
  11. R. Crumb just bought a preloaded lunch card.
  12. Yesterdays meatloaf is todays sloppy joe
  13. shouldn't be tough to hire a replacement when the candidates realize they can parlay success and a texas coaching search into free hemorrhoid banding for life.
  14. Can you do a negro with its heart on the outside?
  15. It all makes sense when you understand that everything they want is what we have.
  16. Anthropomorphized poop
  17. I wish the Scientology building would wrap up so I can get back to worshippin’.
  18. I was vaxxed and boosted.
  19. Worf was such an Uncle Tom.
  20. I like the University Lands logo. I imagine that some aggy demanded that there be some maroon on there, and we obliged, but it was ensured that it remained 2/3 orange:
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