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MAUFRAIS

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  1. Garçon, coffee!
  2. What about Dave matthews? We have one less of him.
  3. Does he still have a boner?
  4. Went to George’s after the game Saturday. Still had a picture of Briles on the wall in there.
  5. Maybe he really likes foxfield?
  6. She probably thought she was in the intestines of a giant robot.
  7. Went to see their stadium before they switch and we leave the conference. That stadium made me appreciate the moody center. Stood in line for terrible concessions all half. Their fans are mostly dorks. I felt like I was at a lock in. Saw like one hot chick. There was a text vote between 3 songs and one of them was footloose, which felt a little on the nose. They upgraded some fans into this “suite.” Worst seats in the house and it looked like a dumpster. Very weird. But it didn’t seem to be a joke.
  8. At the Iowa state game, they did that student vs. alumnus game, and one of the questions was what was limewire for. Kids says downloading music and me and my friends who all lived in towers in that era laughed and yelled WRONG!
  9. Except that the job he got fired from is the only one it didn’t make sense to upgrade from.
  10. Double points when you use the Texas One Card to buy tickets. Quadruple points for beers in the stadium.
  11. They should make a credit card that instead of rewards pays into the Texas One Fund.
  12. Back in my day nobody complained.
  13. Yeah want more details on that.
  14. It occurred to me that usc and ucla probably don’t jump for the big 10 if Texas and ou don’t do the sec move. So why aren’t they giving us credit for killing the pac 10 too?
  15. And he stated that he believes in god while representing secular UT. And he said the uniforms are perfect, but actually they can be tweaked slightly. What an idiot!
  16. 311 was always a painful night out for me as an orphan whose parents played that funky music til they died.
  17. Correct.
  18. If Texas One gets tied to LHF points, would Burnt Ends as well?
  19. It’ll be so awesome when we destroy the SEC.
  20. Just go to Bellmont and get yours printed. It’s $30.
  21. Because the point is to make it difficult to scalp in any way other than the one that makes their partners money.
  22. And it says UTA. What the fuck is that?
  23. Sounds exhausting
  24. That would surprise me.
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