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  1. Yesterdays meatloaf is todays sloppy joe
  2. shouldn't be tough to hire a replacement when the candidates realize they can parlay success and a texas coaching search into free hemorrhoid banding for life.
  3. Can you do a negro with its heart on the outside?
  4. It all makes sense when you understand that everything they want is what we have.
  5. Anthropomorphized poop
  6. I wish the Scientology building would wrap up so I can get back to worshippin’.
  7. I was vaxxed and boosted.
  8. Worf was such an Uncle Tom.
  9. I like the University Lands logo. I imagine that some aggy demanded that there be some maroon on there, and we obliged, but it was ensured that it remained 2/3 orange:
  10. I guess for us they’ll offset aggy and Arkansas so we’ll have one or the other here each season. So Ross Bjork guarantees the first Arkansas game will be in Austin.
  11. Nice call on that Dennis Wilson. I like that river song on there.
  12. The capitol mall is great. Once they finish the Blanton that whole area’ll be awesome.
  13. It’s nice, but it’s not groundbreaking. Pizza and bbq are solid dinner options in our food desert. Overall, I’d rather have AppleTree back.
  14. You reported all those dudes?
  15. Of course. Coming from a town with such an iconic music tradition.
  16. Garçon, coffee!
  17. What about Dave matthews? We have one less of him.
  18. Does he still have a boner?
  19. Went to George’s after the game Saturday. Still had a picture of Briles on the wall in there.
  20. She probably thought she was in the intestines of a giant robot.
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