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MAUFRAIS

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  1. Expedite things for us dummies
  2. Thank you for your service.
  3. Just got charged $325 a piece from UT for tickets I could get on Seat Geek for $120 right now. Damn it feels good to be a gangsta.
  4. AJ Hawk is a VY Heisman truther
  5. Can I have your watch when you are dead?
  6. Hopefully not a bad omen. Immediately made me think of this: https://clemsontigers.com/the-graveyard/
  7. How’re his decorating skills up at the dick’s sporting goods?
  8. Got the notification today that I will get peach bowl tickets if we make it, but we can’t go. The lesson I need to learn is that if I qualify for tickets, that means it’s a buyers market and I don’t want any.
  9. And stork here. Everybody thought the stork was brain damaged.
  10. MAUFRAIS

    Getting old sucks

    Your feet look like they drank out of the wrong grail.
  11. The fuck is a opp? Take me frame by frame it
  12. He’s also in waking life
  13. Showed up
  14. Argyle cutoff sweats. So hot right now.
  15. Charge went through but no tickets yet.
  16. Sark probably assumed Quinn would get injured again by now.
  17. The one I want to know about is Gossett Homes in Tarrytown. They are gigantic, expensive, and appear to be vacant.
  18. I knew I was a grownup when I started liking the tiny toast and banana runts
  19. Maybe the whole team needs to peroxide their hair for the playoffs?
  20. It was one of his buddies
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