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  1. HornStar
    Looks like Zubia didn’t even get all of that one.
  2. HornStar
    Zubia with a 2 run bomb!
  3. HornStar
    Dunno, but he was definitely on the animal husbandry team.
  4. HornStar
    Maybe chop a finger or two off El Rey’s glove hand during this half inning; seems to work for the gooner.
  5. HornStar
    Where was that???
  6. HornStar
    Zone is wide to the corners but not low.
  7. HornStar
    El Rey.
  8. HornStar
    8pm on ESPNU
  9. HornStar
    I'd take her seriously. Hello hate fuck.
  10. HornStar
    El Patio FTW.
  11. HornStar
    In her case, I view that as a public service. The only problem is the damn clothing.
  12. HornStar
    Holy Shit! That was 50. I see colors! The world is revealed!
  13. HornStar
    Hut. I'm meant Hut.
  14. HornStar
    I wonder if they sell scotch and piss mixed drinks at Eskimo Slut?
  15. HornStar
    The good news is that scotch and piss may look similar, but they don't smell similar, so I'll be able to tell pretty quickly.
  16. HornStar
    God only knows what he's putting in that glass.
  17. HornStar
    He walked to the far end of the bar.
  18. HornStar
    Crap. Never get in a fight with a bartender.
  19. HornStar
    Look, I'm paying, so just make my drink please, will ya?
  20. HornStar
    Yes, I know the ice waters down my scotch. Thanks for that, Einstein.
  21. HornStar
    Yes, it was Glenlivet. Rocks.
  22. HornStar
    Oh, 9 more after this one? OK, bring me another.
  23. HornStar
    I must be getting close. Bartender, what's my post count?
  24. HornStar
    But funny.
  25. HornStar
    And surprisingly not as disgusting as I expected.

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