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MissingInAction

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  1. I think its code for meet me at the glory hole.
  2. Where do these losers get the money for tickets? Payday loans?
  3. Dogs and cats living together.
  4. I know of one...in Montana.
  5. You just know there were some crazy ass sex parties during those times. Probably hd the best cocaine and booze ever made.
  6. So glad I haven't had to suffer the retards in an office setting the past 6 years. Yes, they are retarded. I'm not talking about intellectually challenged people doing their best to function in society. I'm talking about people who make a concious decison to be retarded. aggy.
  7. I'm your Huckleberry.
  8. My Juarez crew may show up. I never know.
  9. And I know that stripper at Yellow Rose was totally into me.
  10. We talked up some Zetas for the aggy tailgate. I think they were genuinely interested and not just being polite to drunk old hard legs.
  11. Lol it's yours man. I'll bring it to aggy.
  12. My intoxicated friend brought this back with us. The lyft driver was not amused.
  13. Taafe has been ass. Whiffing tackles and shit. I think hes still hurt.
  14. Popeyes staff would wreck their shit.
  15. So 10 am?
  16. I can't watch anything with Danes because she is my college gf doppelganger. It's fucking creepy.
  17. Muledick
  18. My dog is up my culo. Something is rolling in.
  19. The chair is against the wall. John has a long mustache.
  20. I will shoulder check you and send a letter to your mother.
  21. You will like me.
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