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MissingInAction

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  1. Baaeen-gaw-zeee
  2. Don't ever drive in Mississippi. There are no lanes,signs, or lights. Yes. I used to watch Cheers every night at 10 20 years ago. It was my way of unwinding after work by having a beer with Norm.
  3. There were 6 of them at my vonlane drop off. I expected totally fuckery but they managed the traffic jam better than humans could.
  4. I used this same defense in court.
  5. If I gotta a take shit and some dude starts throwing hands at me Im gonna win by default.
  6. Coke dealers be like, nah.
  7. Bunch of young fit dudes showering together without any women around. What's gay about that?
  8. After my diagnosis I joined a few cancer forums for insight and advice. Several dumb fucks recommended ivermectin. I told them I am not a fucking horse nor do I have worms.
  9. Hey! Can't you see that's confidential correspondence? Libtards got nutten!
  10. So buying you drinks was the wrong move. Got it.
  11. I've had some of the best times of my life going out alone. Drink just enough to lower inhibitions, who knows where the night will take you.
  12. She does love a party. Ill try to bring her to one of the last tailgates.
  13. Told some friends about it. Hopefully they will show in my absence.
  14. I've got a place for the clothes hanger.
  15. Oh I'm a democrat at 2am. Always
  16. The democrats are the drunk dude at last call settling for the fatty instead of maintaining his dignity and snapping one off at home.
  17. I'm gonna need sharpy confirmation for those ladies.
  18. I'm just gonna wrap my boner in foil and sit the tv in my lap.
  19. Mrs Brat living through the mri was probably the first clue.
  20. Pics of wife, gf, and age appropriate female relatives. I was a huge Sevendust fan in the late 90s early 00s. They are from Athens. Met them in Person at Warped tour 99.
  21. Thats a game time decision.
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