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MissingInAction

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  1. I've had some of the best times of my life going out alone. Drink just enough to lower inhibitions, who knows where the night will take you.
  2. She does love a party. Ill try to bring her to one of the last tailgates.
  3. Told some friends about it. Hopefully they will show in my absence.
  4. I've got a place for the clothes hanger.
  5. Oh I'm a democrat at 2am. Always
  6. The democrats are the drunk dude at last call settling for the fatty instead of maintaining his dignity and snapping one off at home.
  7. I'm gonna need sharpy confirmation for those ladies.
  8. I'm just gonna wrap my boner in foil and sit the tv in my lap.
  9. Mrs Brat living through the mri was probably the first clue.
  10. Pics of wife, gf, and age appropriate female relatives. I was a huge Sevendust fan in the late 90s early 00s. They are from Athens. Met them in Person at Warped tour 99.
  11. Thats a game time decision.
  12. Amateurs. Never have your sex dungeon on the same property as your home. Abandoned warehouses are best.
  13. From the parade in Houston 20251111_115054.mp4
  14. My psychopathic tendencies. Mother daughter three way. Im not the same man I was 20 years ago, but I get it.
  15. I'm here for the Sydney Sweeny nun giving up her vows for desire fantasy.
  16. Don't threaten me with a good time.
  17. Out. Have to be back in Houston that day.
  18. It is worse than than I thought, and now i must watch it because i hate myself.
  19. An ultra religious girl took me to Cap City on a date. I think it was her way of telling me she wanted to fuck, but to not tell god. It was a raunchy set, dont remember the comic, she went on about her faith on the trip back to her place, had sex.
  20. Yea well i just gave it up on you.
  21. They will do a chad powers bit, and it will suck.
  22. A documentary about baseball..in french. I cant think of anything worse to waste my time on.
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