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MissingInAction

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  1. I repped your mom last night.
  2. Loved it. Kept me guessing till the very end.
  3. Pathology results are in and I am cancer free, bitches!
  4. How I am feeling
  5. Since we're posting AI slop
  6. Holy shit! I have anastupid blocked, but thanks to you cunts quoting that moron i see he is using a thesaurus. Maybe chatgpt. Whatever dumbasses use to appear intelligent.
  7. I was in theater from jr high through college. Why? Poontang. My friends would make fun of me for doing that instead of sports. Uh guys I get nearly naked with girls in dressing rooms during rehearsals and shows. You get naked with other dudes in the showers. Yea a few of my buddies joined the theatre club the next year.
  8. Pics of daughter?
  9. What the dumbshits did was highlight shit then clicked the black fill in. Works the same as highlighting it yellow.
  10. I used to take a giant steamer every day on my lunch break at the Office Max acroos the street from the office. After my 8th visit and not buying anything they started locking the restroom.
  11. Someone should give them a case of decorative butt plugs.... for research.
  12. Stitches and drain pipe removed. 100% surgical recovery. Now I get to wear a sweet athletic sleeve. Still no pathology results yet. Highly recommended Dr Moon for sarcoma surgery and Dr Raubuad for all things cosmetic. Lots of women waiting to see her.
  13. I propose a new MCU character: Super Tits played by none other than Sydney Sweeney. She saves the universe by flashing her tits for 2 and a half hours.
  14. Looks like my Luna. She also gets the movie star treatment everywhere we go. A total chick magnet who I cedit with getting me laid the past 8 years.
  15. Dude! QR codes everywhere now for everything. Parking, restaurants, streaming, etc. Give me a fucking paper menu you god damn cocksuckers!
  16. Those dipshits were doing horns down on the walk out of the stadium talking shit about making the playoffs. The dumbest people.
  17. Welcome to Gary. Jackson MS may be the bigger shit hole, but it's close.
  18. During my days of nefarious activity I was tasked with going there to collect a debt. I payed the debt so I wouldn't have to go.
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