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MissingInAction

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  1. I'd recommend a decoy security storage server on site. Load it with bullshit to confuse them and let them take it.
  2. The chief kicking hegseth ass all over the place had me in tears.
  3. Mrs Hill eighth grade science. When she rolled a condom onto a banana right front of me I nearly jizzed myself. She looked like Meg Ryan but hotter. I remember every day of sex ed with her.
  4. Whew! Tailgate bbq ribs, brisket, plus god knows how many beers.... ASSWATER!
  5. Got it about a month ago. The settlement limit is bullshit, but waging war is a blast. Play as prussia, be fascist, wreck shit. You get a lot of bonuses for waging war. Any money I would have spent on upgrades went down for aggy tox, tailgate, food, and booze yesterday.
  6. 20251128_145103.mp4
  7. Sucks man. I was too exhausted and or drunk to help look for it last night. Walking the ramp up and down to level 10 is a motherfucker
  8. I'm sure the hip hop scene in collie station is lit.
  9. I named my fattest shrimp in the biodome after him.
  10. Yea the place went ape shit after Arch ran it in.
  11. Fyi ESPN has the skycast replay. Just like you're at the game. No stupid shit commentary talking heads.
  12. It was loud as fuck. I can barely speak now. During Texas Fight the aggroids would yell sucks not understanding they were adding to the home crowd noise. Dumb fucks that they are.
  13. Yea, the red ass in the cowboy hat. The one guy behind us actually provided some good football conversation.
  14. This is the appropriate response to any fat bitch making noise.
  15. I had to talk down a few youngsters being assholes to some old aggy. I said, please dont embarass yourselves and every Longhonr who has ever lived. An aggy nearby asked me where my ring was. Oh, I left it in your mom. Do you have her number so I can get it back.
  16. Had a crew of aggroids behind me. Their whooping is the most obnoxious ear piercing squeal of stupidity. The 2 INTs in a row cause me to dance. So I got my revenge making them watch me shake my fat ass in their faces.
  17. Too many aggy here
  18. Because aggy will aggy their season. It almost happened against the cocks so they are due.
  19. I forgot it. Also FYI theres a drug/bomb dog unit walking around so leave your stash at home.
  20. The reffuckery concerns me more than anything. It will be obvious if sec wants an aggroid victory.
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