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MissingInAction

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  1. ,,I predict hurricanes that stay at cat 10 as they cut swaths of destruction from coast to coast.
  2. I leave my radio on 89.5 classical. I only spend about 20 minutes week in my tho
  3. Oh Jesthuth Christ.
  4. Lolwut? That's not how vaginas work, junior. I've banged women who've squirted out several children, and never noticed a difference. Probably because I'm packing a fat hog leg.
  5. Just put my go bag together. 6 days rations then it's mad Max time.
  6. Galaxy of Terror Classic 80s b movie horror sci-fi. Young Robert Englund and Jonie. Plus tits.
  7. This title sounds like a porn parody.
  8. There are OG Austinites and everyone else. She's more of a Plano character.
  9. I am also tickled.
  10. It's natural for parents to blame their children for their own sharts.
  11. Oh it's on the way.
  12. I read that in financial times. Also this is the tag from the track suit I just bought. Yes I wear track suits now because I've given up on life.
  13. God damn, fuck that bitch!
  14. I go to PINS once a year. A ranger will swing by once a night to make sure I'm not burning shit or dead.
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