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MissingInAction

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  1. Going to Thanksgiving with a friend to her sisters weird house where family pictures cover every wall surface. That and they lock every bathroom but one with 50 guests attending. And in that one rarely available bathroom they put up one small bath towel to dry your hands with. It becomes a slimy jizz rag within an hour of people showing up. Bringing my own towel this year.
  2. I blasted through IT in high school. Reading that in the high school cafeteria got me a weird rep.
  3. The gata loss will be the never-ending black eye.
  4. Lol 4th and 19 from their own end zone and we fuck it up
  5. Are these Rig 12 refs?
  6. Ton of 6 7 bullshit at the block party, but also 10 kegs of good beer and a hot dog stand.
  7. You sunuva beetch!
  8. Handjob Cabin
  9. Theres a movie about a ghost that jerks dudes off to death.
  10. For about a week after my dog Amber passed I could swear I could feel her brushing by my leg every now and then. One night lying on the couch I felt her cold nose under my neck just like she would do to wake me up. Probably just muscle memory. She was with me for 16 years. Still seemed very real at the time. Grief is a very powerful emotion.
  11. From Halloween street party in Crestview.
  12. I would attend that.
  13. Tits too perfect. Wnb
  14. They should booby trap toilets and appliances.
  15. No booze until a while after surgery. Holidays gonna suck
  16. Radiation treatment is a bitch.
  17. This is gonna hurt the cruise line industry.
  18. Really need a barf emoji 🤮
  19. Are the white gloves to create contrast with the football? For replays and whatnot?
  20. Anyone complaining about $45 needs to GTFO. I easily eat and drink double that value at every tailgate. Also you should pay for your fuck trophies IMO.
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