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MissingInAction

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  1. At least I'll be ready.
  2. I've decided I'll already be on the ground hog tied.
  3. That's perfect for her because she wastes most of her time waiting on me to do shit
  4. I was boarding a flight in phx and this entitled douche was banging his way through people boarding instead of waiting at the back until everyone got boarded as a polite person does. I bet that he brags on a message board about flying first class. The uncoordinated doucher then stepped on my ingrown toenails while squeezing by to the first section. I got kicked off the flight but I got a surprise for him when gets home.
  5. Then Morse code was a total game changer.
  6. Counterattack was a good Mexican flick About a Mexican special forces that gets ambushed while on leave which of course pisses them. I liked a lot. Incredible character development and writing. If you are slightly ok at Espanol you don't need the subtitles to follow it
  7. If it's even half as bad ass as The Raid it will be amazing.
  8. Couple of beers was great.
  9. I used the peanut butter to seal leaks in our tent.
  10. Getting the ham and cheese omelette MRE told you the rest of your day was gonna suck. And the next day because you'd be shitting your guts out while your platoon was kicking the porta shitter while your ass screamed. The shame was real.
  11. Proposed for new surly banner.
  12. This is not the thread I'd hoped for.
  13. First time I'm not getting anything back. I must be rich.
  14. It's funny because she's fat.
  15. The one good thing about trump is that he is so fucking stupid. The good guys can manipulate his dumbass just as easily as the bad guys. Ukraine should barter a building in Kyiv named after dipshit for continuing support. Fuck cakes would need a diaper change from his toddler fit of joy.
  16. They should HALO jump into the baseball field. The other team would forfeit due to IBS.
  17. Oh God damn! Speaking of vet visits. My dog turns into a whimpering ball of jelly at the vet. I'm sitting on the floor with her when this hot ass Indian vet walks in to take butt temp, worm test, etc, and she's on the floor with me playing twister over my body to get to my dogs butthole. Her, the vet not my dog's, ass brushed across my face several times. Was it a strange boner? I don't think so.
  18. Going through an old hard drive I came across this pic of Amber, who some may remember from the shag. That dog got me laid more than cocaine.
  19. Just put in an order for this masterpiece Shoot me a pm if you want to order any.
  20. This should be in Webster's as the definition of happiness.
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