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  1. MissingInAction
    He's just getting his maw ready for prison. Same as his dick jerking dance.
  2. MissingInAction
    You'll need to deep fry it all first.
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  4. MissingInAction
    If you're in the mood for some light hearted goofiness check out Despicable Me. Get high first. The minions constantly kicking each other's asses brings the lulz
  5. MissingInAction
    Loved it. Also a good date movie with the arcing love story. Btw it's on the cock streaming.
  6. MissingInAction
    It was... Frank Stallone!
  7. MissingInAction
    I had no idea I was so fabulous.
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  9. MissingInAction
    They'll just fake it anyway.
  10. MissingInAction
    Dude! Do we go to the same therapist?
  11. MissingInAction
    I'm your Huckleberry.
  12. MissingInAction
    That's fucking killer!
  13. MissingInAction
    I hope so
  14. MissingInAction
    Lil johnny: Teacher, teacher, I gotta piss! Teacher: the proper term is urinate. Now please use that word in a sentence. LJ: You're an 8 but you'd be a 10 if you had bigger tits!
  15. MissingInAction
    My penis still works.
  16. MissingInAction
    Fucking gnats and mosquitoes to start mother fuckin November. BTW if you see someone watering their lawn... You know what to do.
  17. MissingInAction
    I recommend the location at 35 and St John's. We'll be safe there.
  18. MissingInAction
    3 miles? Do you live in Kazakhstan?
  19. MissingInAction
    Same. The operation to prevent fuckery was obvious.
  20. MissingInAction
    Not exactly but close enough.
  21. MissingInAction
    Also the elderly woman monitoring the ballot box was getting fresh. She said, Just stick it in. I'm trying Just give it a tap Ok now it's going in.
  22. MissingInAction
    The friendliness cannot be over stated. I clutched my pearls in this neighborhood 10 years ago. Now I don't want to be anywhere else. Can't count how many times I've been walking Luna and got invited to a yard/street party. A Gordo sweating over giant skillet of frying God knows what. Didn't matter. It was fucking delicious. Is there gunfire? Yes, but mostly into the air.
  23. MissingInAction
    My neighbors would be gone and the food would fucking suck.
  24. MissingInAction
    If it works, it works.
  25. MissingInAction
    No pics gets you a thumbs down. This POS is at La Palapa.

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