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MissingInAction

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  1. Isnt it obvious? They are making gasoline from their poops!
  2. AI doesnt cry afterwards. Unless you tell it to.
  3. Im fucking rolling!
  4. Ho li phuk the hand wringing about getting the game. Either quit being poor or get one of your kids to dial it up for you. Yttv and espn+ gets me all the shit. I miss PSVue. Best sports package ever.
  5. If they inherited your IQ they are totally fucked.
  6. God damn you are one tone deaf dipshit. Also ive mentioned before that low voltage cabling is high paying amd always in demand. That and many other vocations wont/cant be replaced by AI. Replaced by robots? Yes but thats a ways off. I hope.
  7. Ask to be buried at sea. Maybe get turned into chum for sharks.
  8. I can hear her saying, "Allahoo Snackbar!" Right before decapitation.
  9. That really is an incredible service. Human remains are a fucking mess. Starts bad then just gets worse and worse. At the least the body evacuates all waste, then bacteria goes wild.
  10. If any grocery chain can figure it out and implement a solution its HEB. Best run corp in the world IMO.
  11. Like you understand gravity.
  12. Buchanan and Travis both up 2 ft respectively. Should go up over the next couple of days if i understand how gravity works.
  13. Agreed. Unless one excels in tech talent wise and actually enjoys it i advise something else. We have washed out many who chose it as a career because money but had zero talent for it. If your children are young enough enroll them in a foreign language immersive school. Being fluently bilingual opens many doors. Shit my broken spanish gets me projects i wouldnt normally qualify for.
  14. Secret Wars is an incredible series. Sers the dunamic of power throughout the Marvel universe at the time.
  15. Been meaning to watch this. Seems every time i try to start some othwr show gets in the way. Im up at 3 am so here goes.
  16. Which version? The job is talking about issuing one of these setups to me. Im in a commercial grid so i rarely lose power, but we gotta be sure.
  17. I sleep just like that during the summer.
  18. If that idiot can get his hands on a grenade that means i can.
  19. When i set my sex dungeon residents free only for them to refuse to leave.
  20. We just had one in central texas.
  21. Broke a few while attempting some things. The goo made my penis yellow.
  22. Man I miss those "arrangements". Easy to come by as a young man. Lots of lonely unsatisfied ladies out there. Especially those in shitty relationships not getting the pounding they want and deserve.
  23. Mopac and steck https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fpreview.redd.it%2Frnndhgqj5m3f1.jpeg%3Fwidth%3D3024%26format%3Dpjpg%26auto%3Dwebp%26s%3Dd2e30943cb2213399e243345f047a2f977709a52
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