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If we have to go to lubbutt for a playoff game... fuuuuu Not because of home field, but because it fucking sucks.
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Government Shutdown 2025: This Time It’s Personal
More like Democratic Cock-Us, amirite
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At least it's an ethos.
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2025 CFB Polls/Rankings Thead
Tech fan may be more insufferable than aggy when they are winning. They arent used to it and have no idea how to act. Like a toddler with a new toy.
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And their qb will probably win the Heisman.
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All things SNL
What the hell happened to her face? Looks like shes had it pulled back.
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What the fuck is wrong with you, Austin?
- Government Shutdown 2025: This Time It’s Personal
Not even the common courtesy of a reach around.- Have you ever seen a ghost?
Not a ghost story but still terrifying: First time out to the house my great aunts lived in since forever. The last one had passed so we went out there to clean the place out. Im about 10 at the time. So pops decides we're spending the night. He and my uncle are trashed. I find a bed near a window in a spare room. Its dark so i turn on the light to read. A few minutes into my book I hear the sound of something banging on the window. I look over and theres a bunch of fucking tarantulas on the screen, and more are jumping up there. I screamed like a banshee. My drunk uncle and dad come in there ready to fuck shit up. Im just pointing at this lovecraftian horror on the window screen. They laughed and said oh yea theres a bunch those fucking things out there. They eat the bugs that are attracted by the light. Yea I didnt sleep and the next morning I made my dad carry me to the car. Fuck all that noise.- Is 1999 the best year for movie releases ever?
Its on prime right now.- HBO debuted 53 years ago today
Oh yeaa.. thats the good stuff...- ESPN and The Mouse vs. YouTube TV
I need to start using streaming apps on my ludicrous TV instead of the ps5, but cant remember any of my passwords and am too lazy to reset.- News stories that remind you of Surly
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Glad to know I'm on your radar.- Fat People
This fat bitch on the Vonlane took half the snacks off the tray as it went by. I think shes watching me type this.- U.S. Beef Industry in absolute crisis
I'm an excellent cook and pick perfect cuts. You are wrong. My meat will melt in your mouth.- Winter Weather 2025 - Arctic Blasts or Sweaty Ass?
You go to hell.- Halloween bullshit
If you were hit by water balloons filled with piss outside of Jester in 91 it was definitely not me and my crew of dipshits.- Dumbass Shit We See On Facebook
Old pervs and chicks with daddy issues are like peanut butter and jelly. Only reason I'm still getting laid.- Post a pic/gif/tweet that makes you say "very cool"
She's moist.- Halloween bullshit
We had a big one at a lake house for a bachelor party. The echo off the water brought the sheriffs. Luckily they believed a bunch of drunk ass middle aged white guys werent shooting it at boats. We were definitely firing upon boats. Thing had a 200 yard range.- Halloween bullshit
Potato gun.- Official 2025 Holiday Insanity Bitchfest
I think i saw her on Americas got talent. Also...wood.- What the fuck is wrong with you, Austin?
Lol. I wouldnt ride a bike down rundberg unless it has an uzi mounted on it. Whats this I hear about stick pounding?- Русский корабль - иди нахуй
Can we get back to the Assram discussion? - Government Shutdown 2025: This Time It’s Personal
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