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MissingInAction

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  1. Shit we would do the same to foreign soldiers running through our cities and killing our families.
  2. Godsmack was my go to for working out.
  3. In a past life maybe.
  4. Developed a goey lump on my left elbow a few months ago. Thought was tennis elbow or bursitis but no such luck they don't know what it is . I couldn't make through the MRI awake because the pain from the positioning of my arm so Im getting knocked the fuck out next week for another one. Wish me luck.
  5. I used to do that all the time with my 85 Accord. I'd wait with a cold beer to witness the fat fuck crawling over the passenger side. Your wife is an idiot.
  6. Can confirm. Nurses party. I got passed around by a few from the hospital I used to work at.
  7. In the 69 her Humpty nose will tickle your rear.
  8. I'm putting this on my tombstone: "Why are you looking down here? The joke is in your pants."
  9. Aunt Bunny will fuck you up. Goony googoo!
  10. Gimme dem tittays! That's how we get another Norman Bates.
  11. To live and Die in LA Classic 80s cop flick. The soundtrack is tits.
  12. Beat I can do is Fat Bastard.
  13. Uh, I pronounce it skewl. So whatever.
  14. And he probably pronounces it "sequel". What a fucking choad.
  15. Bodies in trees!!
  16. I recorded the A Team theme off of TV so I could play it while kicking ass with my GI Joes.
  17. Get an Android, use outlook.
  18. Same. Luna squeezes herself between the couch and wall during thunder.
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