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MissingInAction

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  1. Waffle House and Popeyes have contacted DQ in order to aquire the line staff during the next portal availability. In response DQ has franchised the line staff
  2. In this case I mean literal pigs. The M-60 was called The pig because it's rate of fire. Also it's heavy AF. The A-10 Thunderbolt is affectionately called Warthog.
  3. Anyone who hasn't traded in their Russian hardware for pigs yet is in for a rude awakening.
  4. Username does not checkout.
  5. Stuber on Hulu. The clueless gig driver picks up a cop then gets drawn into hijinks trope. Collateral did it best but this one is pretty entertaining. Stars Batiste and the Paki from silicon valley pre hgh injections.
  6. I've mentioned my place of residence many times here. Knowing how hot wheels parrots everything dear leader does it's only a matter of time before I witness this evil. I will record it then send it everywhere.
  7. I knew this was the only place to get good honest feedback.
  8. I don't have many fucks left to give, but going black face is a bridge too far. Maybe if I lived in College Station.
  9. I'm well stocked.
  10. Any wig suggestions?
  11. Hair starting to fallout. Mixes well with my dogs sheddings.
  12. Not sure where to post this but I thought it important to share this anecdote. Childhood friend married a polish immigrant 25 years ago. His parents brought him over during the Cold war. They know fascism. Bizarrely enough they are also hard core maga, even now. During a visit to the parents home the conversation eventually struck the maga event horizon. The MIL went on a maga tirade resulting in kicking her son, my friend, AND her grandson out of the house. This shit is a mind warping disease not unlike dementia.
  13. Always call them out. Don't even hesitate. Dip into your junior high school bag of teasing and bullying. Keep it simple or it won't sink in. Speak their language, and use it to humiliate them. Especially in front of others.
  14. And therein lies their greatest advantage. They don't have a moral compass and operate on a completely different plane of evil.
  15. God damn it! I'm in a lot of the tailgate pics and this is surprisingly accurate.
  16. That describes my affluent left leaning circle of friends perfectly. Dinner parties with that lot are fucking insufferable.
  17. Buddhist monks would spontaneously immolate themselves at the sight of that heresy.
  18. Is that a Halloween suicide bomber vest?
  19. Matlock was on at the bar last night. It was muted, but I got the gist of it.
  20. You really should watch the latest Last Week Tonight if you haven't yet.
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