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MissingInAction

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  1. There's so many erection inducing scenes. My favorite is K using that sniveling ISB twats body as a shield. Face forward, neck snapped at 90 degrees, just getting rag dolled around to catch blaster fire.
  2. That was an Interceptor prototype I think. You don't see them in the OT until Return of the Jedi.
  3. It does come with its French benefits
  4. If any of you know any young people trying to break into tech tell them to get certifications in low voltage cabling through BCSE. I had 6 certs through them for copper, fiber, splicing, end point termination, and safety. Its comes down to about 12 weeks of school. Six classroom and six lab. It's hard work but they'll make a fuck ton of money. If my body wasn't shattered I'd still be doing it.
  5. Sweet story. ASPCA is lobbying to halt breeding of flat nosed dogs. They live their lives struggling to breath at all times. Those cute little snorts are cries for help.
  6. Not sure if serious.
  7. Unfortunately I have started receiving them more in the last 3 weeks. Bangladesh picking up the slack.
  8. God damn it. My first thought. How often do daylight kidnappings happen in merica these days? Even our kids are combat trained and probably carry something stabby or at least pepper spray.
  9. I'm going to assume the Polish friendship was one of the special ones. In my experience those folks cherish friendship like no other. You're family whether you like it or not. Also you will be drunk and well fed. Very very drunk.
  10. Erotically specific. Go on...
  11. It so fucking stupid our minds blocked it out to protect us. If stupidity can exist as a form of trauma, that's it right there.
  12. Fuck dem bitches. Worse than vegans.
  13. Just paint a C-130 gold and slap his fat ass into it.
  14. With hair like that it's the only way that rock star was going out.
  15. I had no fucking clue there was a flashback happening. The editing blows.
  16. Just go ahead and deport the whole bunch. They've already given up.
  17. Germans smell like feet and old cheese.
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