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MissingInAction

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  1. I busted my reverse parking cherry finally. It really is fucking easy with the rear camera and the 3 different pictures it provides. That being said, doing that shit in a crowded public lot is fucking annoying. Especially when your following someone and they go past an open spot only to throw it in reverse. So now ive got to back up so cletus doesnt run over me in his jacked up Ram douche ride.
  2. The golf course eats up the best parts of the park and the best trails are for golf carts only. According to the signs anyway. I ignored that bullshit.
  3. 20250928_153323.mp4
  4. Just checked into the airbnb. Great spot at main and Braeswood. Herman park would be amazing if it wasnt for golfer cunts.
  5. Jeff Fisher is not amused.
  6. "Yea, you like it ruff dont you baby!?" I'll see myself out.
  7. What a twist!
  8. Rig 12 refs would have called targeting on the entire D.
  9. Probably searching for flaming hot cheetos.
  10. Is that french "lay some pipe"? @Steel Shank Please weigh in.
  11. And when your personal choice puts others in danger? Do you not know how a functioning society works?
  12. Is there any reliable data on cancelation numbers?
  13. What do you mean, YOU white people?
  14. Had to stop there on the way to lubbutt due to the Blizzard of 96. Me, two chicks, and a video camera. No booze which sucked and which I blame for not taping my first sex tape.
  15. Russia is to Poland as ou is to us. With slightly less sister fucking in russia. Their hatred for the russkie cocksuckers cannot be over stated. I think that gives them the edge because once they get started they ain't stopping for shit.
  16. After the fight the entire school started calling him Booger. Everyone he bullied smelled blood in the water and took their shot at him. Hopefully Sinclair becomes this nations Booger and people realize we dont have to take their bullshit.
  17. Bullies deserve to get their asses beat. Flip the page on them, and they are incapable of handling it. I had one in high school freshman year. Motherfucker was huge and I was still a scrawny puke with barely a hair on my nuts. That being said I was already a mean crazy fuck from my older cousins beating my shit on the reg. I started calling the bully Booger after seeing him eating his nose goblins at lunch. This was after he had been knocking me into lockers, frogging my arm, all the bully shit. One day he slaps in the back of the head then walks away with his back to me. Bad idea. I jumped on his back then hooked his nose with my fingers while choking him with a head lock. Thats when the school vp pulled me off. Got three swats as punishment, but he never fucked with me or anyone else again. Tl/dr: If someone bullies you fuck them up anyway you know how.
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