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MissingInAction

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Everything posted by MissingInAction

  1. I didn't and will not have children. No significant other to fuck up my plans either. Those plans involve a harem of sex bots and a beach where I'll be earning 20%.
  2. Thats why its so important to call out their bullshit in our personal lives. Embarass them in public, online, every where. They dont understand much except when people point and laugh at them.
  3. Drive Back on prime. Fresh take on the endless driving/walking in a time loop horror trope. I really enjoyed it.
  4. Picked this up for the Halloween party
  5. Wow! That got to me, and not much does. No one is safe on this show. So fucking In!
  6. So are we having a surly fishing trip to onion creek? I'd love to observe a surly law dog give that cunt the business.
  7. The ending had me on lollerskates.
  8. Cocksuckers spotted at Parmer and tech ridge. Near a school there.
  9. Losers like seeing other people lose. If everyone is a loser then no one is! Right?
  10. Is this one worth a shit?
  11. That link gave my phone space aids.
  12. Trick or Treat is pretty good. Great cast and bewbz.
  13. I've automated most of my job, but only I know how it works and that's how it will stay. That's why I'm on this god damn board more than any sane person should be.
  14. Nothing like a cool breeze caressing your sack.
  15. And we wonder why there's only 5 women on this entire site.
  16. Forecast for the weekend is looking perfect.
  17. Delete 4fvandyndanvafv4f
  18. What are you rambling about? Texas fucking Fight! All day every day until we die!
  19. Whatever it takes.
  20. Someon on that team has got to be Italian.
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