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MissingInAction

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  1. Obama lives rent free in his fat cricket infested head.
  2. As a private your number one responsibility is policing up every surface of the base. We always joked about getting a mop or buffer cert medal to put next to our rifle and grenade qualification medals. So seeing these troops on trash patrol makes me embarassed for them.
  3. I'm not seeing as many fatties in yoga pants these days. Maybe the internet shaming worked.
  4. Let me know when you're ready. I'll provide some recommendations.
  5. No tentacle sex? Out.
  6. Sam Acho has entered this pantheon of idiocy.
  7. We all better do the needful.
  8. Superdude brought it in through the dog door.
  9. Nice to see Popeyes expanding its market to cruise lines.
  10. Once had a smart car back up against the bumper of my Z71 while leaving a car length in front of that POS. I put my beast into 4wl and pushed that joke of car onto the curb. Miss that truck.
  11. There's legal nudes out there, and worth the search.
  12. Wow! Are those real?
  13. I'll be at the watch party so fuck these greedy cocksuckers.
  14. Thats something I can get behind, or in front of.
  15. Putins playbook in action.
  16. More like Asses of War. So many close ups of dude butt. It looks like theres a hidden McDonald's on the island judging by the flab running around. Good story though.
  17. Final Destination Bloodlines. Really funny horror comedy with creative death scenes that bring the lulz. On HBO max
  18. I get my shot in the fat of my arm. Shit fucking hurts.
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