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MissingInAction

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  1. Hope we get a McPoyle ep this year. They have thin corneas!
  2. She got called in before i could keep it real. Picture a worn out barfly in her 60s with dyed hair wearing her meth head daughters clothes.
  3. It was their bullshit return policy where you had to return your rentals by noon the next day or some asshole shit. If you didnt theyd fuck you with unlubed late fees.
  4. Cockbuster just to watch it go bankrupt again.
  5. This trash bitch is yelling into her phone in the dr waiting area. Now shes watchig videos with the sound blasting. If the murder stare doesnt work then theres about to be words.
  6. Same here in the '52. Not much rain just pew pews and mortar blasts.
  7. I saw your mom's click hole.
  8. Only a matter of time before the cocksuckers invade Austin.
  9. I like The Money Pit.
  10. Same. His voice makes my butthole itch.
  11. A friend of mine has gone down this road. He cant even have a conversation without verifying anything ive said on his phone. We dont hang out anymore.
  12. Sounds like an episode of Shoresy. You're about to get shit canned buddy! This is fucking embarassing!
  13. All Ukraine needs to do is name a buildng after doofus and they would get everything they need and a casino.
  14. I can see the sun and stars. Mythical gods not so much. Theres a great series on Netflix, Our Universe,narrated by Morgan Freeman which does an incredible job illustrating our connection to a higher power. That power being the sun and the stars.
  15. Yes hes great and let me clarify it was the surgeon not him who was ready to amputate.
  16. As i previously posted the radiologist at MDA said my ulnar nerve will be fine while the guy here in Austin was ready to lop my arm off the week after the MRI. Back to MDA next Friday for reassessment.
  17. I remember those 7 stages. You will get into fuck cancer mode soon enough. Maybe ill see you at texas oncology. Im only there twice a week. Are you seeing RDC? Hes great and pretty funny guy. Also agree to get a second opinion at MDA. Im going through chemo here but its under their supervision. Fortunately my insurance covers everything there so im having all scans and radiation then surgery there. Good luck.
  18. My girlfriend in the Niagara Falls area is not impressed.
  19. Nicole ready to do work. My best mugging memory from many years ago takes place at the parking lot of the Red Slipper ( aka Dead Zipper because there was never any ass there) on Lancaster in Fort worth. Walking out drunk as shit some dude walks up way too fast then BAM from behind i get nailed with a bat to the dome. I didn't go down and the blood was flowing. I said, Im gonna eat your fucking nose, to the guy who hit me and lunged like a spider monkey. I heard some lady yell, Coco! Leave yhat crazy white boy alone! Before it went dark. Still have the scar if anyone wants to see it. Edit: this is my friends account of what happened. I dont remember shit
  20. Used to do that before home games because i knew my drunk ass would stumble to the stadium in my drawers if i woke up late.
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