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MissingInAction

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  1. Kids should be on leash at all times in public.
  2. Took Max strength ex-lax around 2. Box says lift off is 6 hours after. Had to wave off homecoming sexy time for this so it better be good.
  3. It is unfortunate/fortunate it's that simple.
  4. You're failing to see why some bring them along. For me it's because Luna loves meeting people. Brought to the tailgate once. Am I proud of her behavior and health? Absolutely. Arent parents proud of their crotch goblins for the same reasons?
  5. Chili's quesadilla explosion salad is legit.
  6. I've drank prune juice, taken laxatives. Still just a giant Hershey's kiss lodged in there.
  7. It was the perfect movie for lifelong wolverine fan Bois like myself. Bought the original miniseries in 1984. The Brood story arc during his early days with the X-Men makes an incredible graphic novel
  8. One more hour. Any recommendations for chemo constipation? Already taken all the laxatives they have here
  9. You have no idea what you're talking about about. Luna is a superstar where ever I take her. I bring for others to lavish her with attention and she fucking loves it. We were on a bar patio and this drunk was getting belligerent. She sat in front of him and just stared into his eyes Dude chilled, gave her a pet, then rejoined his pals. / And everyone slow clapped
  10. Live your truth, gurl!
  11. In a land void of TP, those with bidets shall become kings.
  12. May take you up on that. Sounds like my hood.
  13. Yep. Everyone in the service industry was ass out.
  14. There was a line like that in front of my place that wrapped around for blocks. played music and passed out water while I got tanked on whiskey.
  15. 1k 9mm rounds 500 0/0 shotgun shells. If things run low go to the hacienda marts in the hood. They always have stuff. Total gold mines during covid.
  16. If this parade happens and it doesn't tip shit off then I don't know what the fuck. Just watch it burn while cackling myself into insanity by the light of the flames.
  17. Cutting social programs in the name of efficiency, then this parade shit. He's taking a big shit on all of us and laughing about it.
  18. They just moved me to a new room, much nicer. So, no dildo care packages to rm 561 please. Only 20 hours to go
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