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MissingInAction

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  1. Or two lesbians begging you to piss on them.
  2. Stop being poor.
  3. I haven't been that fucked since a weekend in Boys Town.
  4. Are the hand jobs part of the ticket price or can I trade a kolache?
  5. Luna has had a recurring cyst on her neck which ive drained every couple of months. Two days after a consultation on surgery options the fucker burst. Blood everywhere. Drove straight to AVES on 2222. They shaved up the area so now the empty sack looks like a scrote on her neck. On antibiotics and pain killers so she wont scratch at it. Surgery monday. Btw dawn dish soap does an amazing job cleaning up blood. This is a dog on drugs.
  6. Russia is a real piece of shit.
  7. Lol@ squid billy. Thats much better than eyeball squid.
  8. I think eye squid well have a prominent role going forward.
  9. I think so. It banged on the glass when the space tick was getting free. Then the lil bastard freed itself to brain squid a human and fight the alien. It called to the alien when it was in the mechanics brain. Its got a plan and i cant wait to see what it is.
  10. There is a Chipotle across the street.
  11. I slept thrpugh half of it. Too much Krypto.
  12. That crazy fucker gave the alien all it could handle and got away. The aliens movement was weird when its not hunting or killing. Its like it iss trying to figure out what its going to do the way it sniffs the air.
  13. Thank you for attention to this fecal matter!!!
  14. Who told them to quit working on boner pills?
  15. Eyeball squid is my favorite character.
  16. Eagly wrecking peoples shit always kills me.
  17. Not fighting over an algae bloom? Pass.
  18. Fuck my face ,When i saw first and goal i knew we'd get 0 points. Just knew in my soul. Such a god damn shit show.
  19. It was a turd of fuck. Luckily we have cupcakes to shit on until Georgia.
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