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MissingInAction

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  1. That Was Awesome
  2. Borg implant Friday. Chemo fun starts Monday.
  3. I cancelled my 10am team meeting to watch this today.
  4. I don't even know. At this point it's completely out of my control.
  5. They are also dumb as shit. Redundant, I know.
  6. I'll have security present. My own not some hospital bullshit.
  7. Nuclear heart scan came back normal.
  8. When I don't drink I crave sugar like a fiend. I'll get a pint of Ben and Jerry's and snort pixie sticks.
  9. As far as peer pressure to eat at family/friend get together, I dated a latina for a while. I'm pretty sure her mother and abuela were trying to turn me into jabba the hutt. There's no saying no to them. Especially if I wanted the get laid by their hot ass progeny. Also they don't let the men do anything in the house. Got up to get a beer and magically one appeared in my hand before I could stand. It's recipe to get the beet us, but God damn what a great time.
  10. True to the game. Expected them to cheese out.
  11. Have to get the Borg implant first. So probably week after next.
  12. Yep. Definitely short.
  13. Because they are punk ass bitches. You must be short.
  14. And they know it. It's so much fun when the munchkin losers try to be big. Whether it's with weapon, jacked up truck, or whatever makes them feel relevant. They are the bottom of the gene pool.
  15. Agreed. He is playing the role of a flunky perfectly.
  16. 2 cycles of fuck me in the face I'll be in the hospital for 5 days. If anyone wants to visit and/or kill me please send a PM.
  17. Always. I wouldn't know my height or weight if I hadn't been at med centers all week.
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