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MissingInAction

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  1. Or your sex tape I "accidentally" downloaded.
  2. I think chemo made my balls shrink. Anyone else?
  3. A tan suit would make him look like more of a potato than he already does.
  4. Luna stays leashed to my chair the entire time. She wants nothing to do with cats. Got swatted once and that was enough for her. She's a perfect bar dog. Totally chill and stares at people until they pet her.
  5. Yep. The pic I added is from Red River Ice House. Owned by a UT alum. Everyone was worried about Luna eating the bar cat.
  6. Luna is fitting into the houston bar scene quite well.
  7. Shit I dont know how the poors are doing, but Im doing better than ever.
  8. Can we get a trump face with poop on it emoji?
  9. Oath you say? Like the Oath of POTUS right?
  10. At MD Anderson I'd say 10 to 15% of the employees here, doctors nurses and such, are of the islamic faith. I saw two ladies in burkas with hospital id's. Probably ISIS in disguise according to your racist views.
  11. I wish I had a head of hair like that, rhythm and soul be damned.
  12. Isn't it the space between the bunghole and the nut sack?
  13. Dictatorships are often characterised by some of the following: suspension of elections and civil liberties; proclamation of a state of emergency; rule by decree; repression of political opponents; not abiding by the procedures of the rule of law; and the existence of a cult of personality centered on the leader.
  14. You're dumber than a box of dead crickets. You contradict your dumb ass with every post you smash in with your dick beaters.
  15. MissingInAction replied to naija's topic in Movies and TV
    His face annoys me.
  16. MissingInAction replied to naija's topic in Movies and TV
    Austin Butler? Out.
  17. Welll that explains a lot about Saturday.
  18. My complex uses boilers to heat water for the entire place. You can melt your skin off with the tap water.
  19. I chose poorly. Jfc
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