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MissingInAction

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Everything posted by MissingInAction

  1. Better have tits and lots of them.
  2. I'm a sexy bitch. The red head came over to pet Luna. Her RATs were pouring out of her shirt.
  3. I found Hunnam's performance sublime and elegant. The rest was a vehicle for him IMO.
  4. And some dude on the basketball team 20 years ago was from Denmark or some shit. All jokes aside, is there a donation site?
  5. Georgetown texas?
  6. The Waffle-SS.
  7. Or your sex tape I "accidentally" downloaded.
  8. I think chemo made my balls shrink. Anyone else?
  9. A tan suit would make him look like more of a potato than he already does.
  10. Luna stays leashed to my chair the entire time. She wants nothing to do with cats. Got swatted once and that was enough for her. She's a perfect bar dog. Totally chill and stares at people until they pet her.
  11. Yep. The pic I added is from Red River Ice House. Owned by a UT alum. Everyone was worried about Luna eating the bar cat.
  12. Luna is fitting into the houston bar scene quite well.
  13. Shit I dont know how the poors are doing, but Im doing better than ever.
  14. Can we get a trump face with poop on it emoji?
  15. Oath you say? Like the Oath of POTUS right?
  16. At MD Anderson I'd say 10 to 15% of the employees here, doctors nurses and such, are of the islamic faith. I saw two ladies in burkas with hospital id's. Probably ISIS in disguise according to your racist views.
  17. I wish I had a head of hair like that, rhythm and soul be damned.
  18. Isn't it the space between the bunghole and the nut sack?
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