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MissingInAction

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  1. White boy power! /noracist
  2. That fat fuck.
  3. Shiiiiipleyyyy
  4. When they say Niblett i hear nit wit.
  5. I could shit a better team.
  6. Fuck it. Burn the stadium down.
  7. Arch is piss
  8. Doomed.
  9. Or two lesbians begging you to piss on them.
  10. Stop being poor.
  11. I haven't been that fucked since a weekend in Boys Town.
  12. Are the hand jobs part of the ticket price or can I trade a kolache?
  13. Luna has had a recurring cyst on her neck which ive drained every couple of months. Two days after a consultation on surgery options the fucker burst. Blood everywhere. Drove straight to AVES on 2222. They shaved up the area so now the empty sack looks like a scrote on her neck. On antibiotics and pain killers so she wont scratch at it. Surgery monday. Btw dawn dish soap does an amazing job cleaning up blood. This is a dog on drugs.
  14. Russia is a real piece of shit.
  15. Lol@ squid billy. Thats much better than eyeball squid.
  16. I think eye squid well have a prominent role going forward.
  17. I think so. It banged on the glass when the space tick was getting free. Then the lil bastard freed itself to brain squid a human and fight the alien. It called to the alien when it was in the mechanics brain. Its got a plan and i cant wait to see what it is.
  18. There is a Chipotle across the street.
  19. I slept thrpugh half of it. Too much Krypto.
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