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MissingInAction

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  1. What is she sniffing?
  2. Its these little moments that make it all worth it. Shes just been staring at me for a good thirty minutes. Flop ear perking up when i say her name.
  3. Yea i had a plastic AK. Because thats what the motherfucking Wolverines fought with. Also crafted a RPG out of pvc, cardboard, duct tape, and bottle rockets.
  4. Great og HBO movie from the peak cold war 80s propaganda bin.
  5. Thats what we in the public sector call double dipping. A big no no.
  6. Trump just got helo'd. Someone alert secret service.
  7. My dad used to send me to the corner stire on a riding lawn mower with a note for a pack of winstons and a 6er of high life.
  8. I imagine the orcs are down to balistas and trebuchets.
  9. I cant imagine a jury convicting them. Still absolutely cruel and heartless on th cunt da.
  10. Get me the Pinsky file! Frankly you just arent Pinsky material.
  11. So we're kicking out all the Chads now? Im good with that.
  12. Na na na! Na na na na na!
  13. Fear boner avtivated.
  14. What the hell am i supposed to stick into tail pipes now?
  15. Thays like getting kicked in the nuts then demanding your assailant buy you dinner.
  16. Second trip to MDA was a success. Drs are happy with my progress. Radiologist says ulnar nerve is looking good and wont have to be removed. All signs point to salvaging my arm. 4 cycles to go then radiation fun. Surgery most likely in october.
  17. We have the most successful serial killer of all time. That river has always been there, but im sure the recent uptick of floaters is just a biproduct of a growing town.
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