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MissingInAction

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  1. Fuck it. I'm just wearing Depends while I'm there.
  2. During covid I may have showered once a week, and by shower I mean jump in the pool. I think wore the same swim trunks non stop for a month....maybe more. Time had no meaning then.
  3. Harcourt shower silhouette was enchubbening.
  4. My friends glasses are being held up in Mexico due to the bloated fucktards policies. Where did he buy his glasses? America's Best Contacts & Lenses
  5. Slight thread derail, but I would like to sex J-Law.
  6. Thought this was gonna be a thread about boner problems.
  7. Just call it the World Cup of Assholes with the US, China, Russia, North Korea, and Belarus auto qualifying.
  8. A quick blitz then dig in for the winter and let the russians freeze.
  9. The action is top notch but the filler is almost unwatchable.
  10. Horse chicks are fucking weird. They will also ride your dick raw while crushing your hips.
  11. Get a coffee press. Thank me later.
  12. Had a trampoline during middle school. We always had a select group of well endowed young ladies over for trampoline tag. I cedit that miracle of technology for my first motor boat.
  13. It's good for our arteries. My cheeseburger cost $15 today. From short stop. I'm not a poor but thats unsustainable.
  14. Perfect timing on the delivery. This all showed up right when a lady friend arrived. We still talk, but its different.
  15. @Nicole44 is intrigued.
  16. Oh Paracox, I hardly knew you. Really lucky I didnt get a STD from all the coke fueled bathroom fucking I did there.
  17. At the Alamo Bowl tailgate years ago my jacket melted because I got too close to the firebox.
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