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MissingInAction

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  1. Glad to know I'm on your radar.
  2. This fat bitch on the Vonlane took half the snacks off the tray as it went by. I think shes watching me type this.
  3. I'm an excellent cook and pick perfect cuts. You are wrong. My meat will melt in your mouth.
  4. If you were hit by water balloons filled with piss outside of Jester in 91 it was definitely not me and my crew of dipshits.
  5. Old pervs and chicks with daddy issues are like peanut butter and jelly. Only reason I'm still getting laid.
  6. We had a big one at a lake house for a bachelor party. The echo off the water brought the sheriffs. Luckily they believed a bunch of drunk ass middle aged white guys werent shooting it at boats. We were definitely firing upon boats. Thing had a 200 yard range.
  7. Potato gun.
  8. I think i saw her on Americas got talent. Also...wood.
  9. Lol. I wouldnt ride a bike down rundberg unless it has an uzi mounted on it. Whats this I hear about stick pounding?
  10. Can we get back to the Assram discussion?
  11. Just look at this piece of shit. The American dream in a sack of burger grease.
  12. I decided to take the length and ponied up for espn. It has multiview but you cant customize it like yttv. Its an inferior product by a long shot. I'm going to piracy. Its extra effort but it feels good to steal from the cunts.
  13. The big 12 is cfb d league. Whoever that conference shits into the playoffs will lose in the first round.
  14. No. I was geting laid. A lot. At the time before the internet, being an edgy douchebag brought the ladies. Seriously guys! You gotta believe me!
  15. That marine deserves the medal of honor and new gloves.
  16. That abuela is laying down a curse so vile that it echoes into antiquity. Every ice loser is going to wake up with warts their micro dicks.
  17. Just looked up the meaning of edgelord. I think I was one during my college days. Geez what a fucking awful way to live.
  18. Literally drooling while watching that.
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