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MissingInAction

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  1. All Ukraine needs to do is name a buildng after doofus and they would get everything they need and a casino.
  2. I can see the sun and stars. Mythical gods not so much. Theres a great series on Netflix, Our Universe,narrated by Morgan Freeman which does an incredible job illustrating our connection to a higher power. That power being the sun and the stars.
  3. Yes hes great and let me clarify it was the surgeon not him who was ready to amputate.
  4. As i previously posted the radiologist at MDA said my ulnar nerve will be fine while the guy here in Austin was ready to lop my arm off the week after the MRI. Back to MDA next Friday for reassessment.
  5. I remember those 7 stages. You will get into fuck cancer mode soon enough. Maybe ill see you at texas oncology. Im only there twice a week. Are you seeing RDC? Hes great and pretty funny guy. Also agree to get a second opinion at MDA. Im going through chemo here but its under their supervision. Fortunately my insurance covers everything there so im having all scans and radiation then surgery there. Good luck.
  6. My girlfriend in the Niagara Falls area is not impressed.
  7. Nicole ready to do work. My best mugging memory from many years ago takes place at the parking lot of the Red Slipper ( aka Dead Zipper because there was never any ass there) on Lancaster in Fort worth. Walking out drunk as shit some dude walks up way too fast then BAM from behind i get nailed with a bat to the dome. I didn't go down and the blood was flowing. I said, Im gonna eat your fucking nose, to the guy who hit me and lunged like a spider monkey. I heard some lady yell, Coco! Leave yhat crazy white boy alone! Before it went dark. Still have the scar if anyone wants to see it. Edit: this is my friends account of what happened. I dont remember shit
  8. Used to do that before home games because i knew my drunk ass would stumble to the stadium in my drawers if i woke up late.
  9. Code fireworks? Oh shit they need to get claymored off the fucking planet.
  10. Beefecake and fitlump reign supreme upon the twig of dominance.
  11. Bring Her Back Totally fucked up and makes zero sense. Thunderbolts Seemed like an exposition on depression for much of the movie with cool super hero shit mixed in.
  12. Plus a lot less fun for spectators.
  13. So you're saying carbon could influence the size of my junk? Does climate change mean better boners?
  14. Guess the orcs aren't aware of zoom.
  15. Yes and its got big pointy teeth!
  16. Rojo is now known as BEEFECAKE! Fucker is bigger than Looch now and is actually mobile.
  17. Omar comin!
  18. This thread... god damn you assholes
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