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MissingInAction

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  1. Yea well i just gave it up on you.
  2. They will do a chad powers bit, and it will suck.
  3. A documentary about baseball..in french. I cant think of anything worse to waste my time on.
  4. Im all set for shows, movies, etc. Down to prime and netfucks now. Well now espn as well. Cocksuckers. That shit getting cancelled end of year.
  5. If we have to go to lubbutt for a playoff game... fuuuuu Not because of home field, but because it fucking sucks.
  6. More like Democratic Cock-Us, amirite
  7. At least it's an ethos.
  8. Tech fan may be more insufferable than aggy when they are winning. They arent used to it and have no idea how to act. Like a toddler with a new toy.
  9. And their qb will probably win the Heisman.
  10. What the hell happened to her face? Looks like shes had it pulled back.
  11. Not even the common courtesy of a reach around.
  12. Not a ghost story but still terrifying: First time out to the house my great aunts lived in since forever. The last one had passed so we went out there to clean the place out. Im about 10 at the time. So pops decides we're spending the night. He and my uncle are trashed. I find a bed near a window in a spare room. Its dark so i turn on the light to read. A few minutes into my book I hear the sound of something banging on the window. I look over and theres a bunch of fucking tarantulas on the screen, and more are jumping up there. I screamed like a banshee. My drunk uncle and dad come in there ready to fuck shit up. Im just pointing at this lovecraftian horror on the window screen. They laughed and said oh yea theres a bunch those fucking things out there. They eat the bugs that are attracted by the light. Yea I didnt sleep and the next morning I made my dad carry me to the car. Fuck all that noise.
  13. Oh yeaa.. thats the good stuff...
  14. I need to start using streaming apps on my ludicrous TV instead of the ps5, but cant remember any of my passwords and am too lazy to reset.
  15. Glad to know I'm on your radar.
  16. This fat bitch on the Vonlane took half the snacks off the tray as it went by. I think shes watching me type this.
  17. I'm an excellent cook and pick perfect cuts. You are wrong. My meat will melt in your mouth.
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