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MissingInAction

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  1. That abuela is laying down a curse so vile that it echoes into antiquity. Every ice loser is going to wake up with warts their micro dicks.
  2. Just looked up the meaning of edgelord. I think I was one during my college days. Geez what a fucking awful way to live.
  3. Literally drooling while watching that.
  4. What an anus tart.
  5. He fucking sucks and everything he does also sucks. Ive seen him a few times. Hes always sweaty and walking around like a total fucking douchebag. Funny thing hes usually alone and people avoid him. Maybe he smells.
  6. I'll be back in Houston sunday thru tuesday morning for MRI fun. Its at 6am monday so Ill have the rest of the day to fuck about. Pimpin at the Hyatt Regency downtown.
  7. "In the eye of the storm" is a show on hbo that covers natural disasters. Lots of footage of Texas tornadoes. The number of dumbasses standing next windows recording with their phones is rage inducing, but its great footage.
  8. I just wanna motorboat dem granny tittays, bruh.
  9. Luna can get cranky with puppies that pester her.
  10. Does this mean I can start shooting these fucking water treatment solicitors when they bang on my door while I'm 'batin?
  11. If it wasnt for the dumbass/es at your company it wouldnt have happened. Almost all hacks occur through social engineering, phishing, etc.
  12. Wells Fargo also fucked me the same way, so I guess we're Eskimo brothers.
  13. Yep. When i was a poor I had insurance but I couldn't afford to see a specialist when I needed to. I'd be dead if I was still in that situation now.
  14. Im in for celis brewery or hopping the trolly at Brentwood heb.
  15. It's either bursitis, or in my case cancer
  16. I was drunk not old, god damn it.
  17. Thats cool but google maps already does that.
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