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MissingInAction

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  1. We had a big one at a lake house for a bachelor party. The echo off the water brought the sheriffs. Luckily they believed a bunch of drunk ass middle aged white guys werent shooting it at boats. We were definitely firing upon boats. Thing had a 200 yard range.
  2. Potato gun.
  3. I think i saw her on Americas got talent. Also...wood.
  4. Lol. I wouldnt ride a bike down rundberg unless it has an uzi mounted on it. Whats this I hear about stick pounding?
  5. Can we get back to the Assram discussion?
  6. Just look at this piece of shit. The American dream in a sack of burger grease.
  7. I decided to take the length and ponied up for espn. It has multiview but you cant customize it like yttv. Its an inferior product by a long shot. I'm going to piracy. Its extra effort but it feels good to steal from the cunts.
  8. The big 12 is cfb d league. Whoever that conference shits into the playoffs will lose in the first round.
  9. No. I was geting laid. A lot. At the time before the internet, being an edgy douchebag brought the ladies. Seriously guys! You gotta believe me!
  10. That marine deserves the medal of honor and new gloves.
  11. That abuela is laying down a curse so vile that it echoes into antiquity. Every ice loser is going to wake up with warts their micro dicks.
  12. Just looked up the meaning of edgelord. I think I was one during my college days. Geez what a fucking awful way to live.
  13. Literally drooling while watching that.
  14. What an anus tart.
  15. He fucking sucks and everything he does also sucks. Ive seen him a few times. Hes always sweaty and walking around like a total fucking douchebag. Funny thing hes usually alone and people avoid him. Maybe he smells.
  16. I'll be back in Houston sunday thru tuesday morning for MRI fun. Its at 6am monday so Ill have the rest of the day to fuck about. Pimpin at the Hyatt Regency downtown.
  17. "In the eye of the storm" is a show on hbo that covers natural disasters. Lots of footage of Texas tornadoes. The number of dumbasses standing next windows recording with their phones is rage inducing, but its great footage.
  18. I just wanna motorboat dem granny tittays, bruh.
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