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MissingInAction

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  1. Downtown getting the WAP treatment.
  2. All this rain before the 4th means Shock and Awe tomorrow night in Austin.
  3. I have the egg shitting sound from joust as the notification alert on my phone.
  4. I do a few squats every time i stand up. Has almost eliminated the popping and back soreness.
  5. My southern baptist grandmother got ripped off for so much money to that POS. Id disconnect the phone whenever i was around and she was watching his bullshit.
  6. Luna has been obsessed with something in the bamboo for days. Just stares at it for hours at a time.
  7. Ill be watching the fireworks downtown at St Davids. Have a great view of the skyline.
  8. Dems need to start posting sharpy butthole pics. Its the only way to be sure.
  9. Bet the coworker who ratted her out was an incel she friend zoned.
  10. I love that one. Lots of inner dialogue so maybe they get Morgan Freeman to narrate.
  11. Make that guy an offer.
  12. Just 6 total. Unless they start fucking.
  13. Exactly what im thinking. Off Brand Ryan Gosling.
  14. This goes for shit heads who feed sea gulls as well. The cunts swarm and shit all over everything.
  15. Not that small. About the length of a thumbnail. Easy to see when they swim around.
  16. Hey you sleaze! Thats my bed!
  17. Im away for the week so who knows what shenanigans and dare i say hijinks the scrimps will be up to. Will Radical Larry escape? Will fitlump get fatter? Will Looch finally stop shittting himself and get off that fucking rock? Rojo is definitely the most active so who knows. Theres two tiny ones i named Lenny and Squiggy. I expect one or both to be the first casualties.
  18. Needs more Mulaney and Pratt, and less Sydney.
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