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MissingInAction

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  1. Livingstone was born a poor black child.
  2. Can we get a ginger to score, or is that asking too much?
  3. White boy power! /noracist
  4. That fat fuck.
  5. Shiiiiipleyyyy
  6. When they say Niblett i hear nit wit.
  7. I could shit a better team.
  8. Fuck it. Burn the stadium down.
  9. Arch is piss
  10. Doomed.
  11. Or two lesbians begging you to piss on them.
  12. Stop being poor.
  13. I haven't been that fucked since a weekend in Boys Town.
  14. Are the hand jobs part of the ticket price or can I trade a kolache?
  15. Luna has had a recurring cyst on her neck which ive drained every couple of months. Two days after a consultation on surgery options the fucker burst. Blood everywhere. Drove straight to AVES on 2222. They shaved up the area so now the empty sack looks like a scrote on her neck. On antibiotics and pain killers so she wont scratch at it. Surgery monday. Btw dawn dish soap does an amazing job cleaning up blood. This is a dog on drugs.
  16. Russia is a real piece of shit.
  17. Lol@ squid billy. Thats much better than eyeball squid.
  18. I think eye squid well have a prominent role going forward.
  19. I think so. It banged on the glass when the space tick was getting free. Then the lil bastard freed itself to brain squid a human and fight the alien. It called to the alien when it was in the mechanics brain. Its got a plan and i cant wait to see what it is.
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