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MissingInAction

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  1. After searching the average extended stay near the med center is around $100 a night. I can afford it but would put me in the red with more med bills to come Would it be an asshole move to ask for donations via gofundme?
  2. Private Hogle is that you? Only guy in our platoon who didnt know left from right so we marked the top of his left boots with a streak of shoe polish to help him out. I avoided live fire exercises when he was involved.
  3. Brooks is self aware so i could see the movie embracing how old everyone is now, including its original audience. With good editing and enough original comedy we could have a classic.
  4. Shit I still walk in step with friends without realizing it, and I was in basic 30 fucking years ago.
  5. GTFO of here with that altar boy bullshit. Motto out front should have told you. That or you're doing some excellent trolling.
  6. It is truly surprising how ungentrified this area has remained.
  7. Ive been on a strict diet for about 9 weeks now. Results: positive: excellent blood pressure and vitals across the board. Negative: I crave all the ice cream and cheese products all of the time.
  8. Shit is brewing up at 35/183/290.
  9. Aint that a murderers row of dumb fuckery. Surprisingly im not on this one.
  10. How ever many federal employees were working in DC on a saturday
  11. If the arrested makes it on the docket thats public info.
  12. Go on.... She does touch me a lot.
  13. All the dispshits hear is the opening then they go deaf from too much air guitar. Also if you are confused about what to do then i must repost John Lewis.
  14. Watching The Alamo and feeling like Bowie. With less stabbing of course.
  15. Hes most likely driving a moron/maroon lifted ram truck with a back the blue and trump flag on the tailgate. The murderer got interrupted mid serial killings so his plan has gone to shit.
  16. On the way out some visitors said I looked good when i told them what I was there for.
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