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MissingInAction

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  1. It surprises me that no one, near that bloated sack of evil, has given a shoulder check in the correct direction. Disclaimer: towards a soft bed covered in roaches.
  2. Had a BIL named Nate. Made the mistake of hitting my sister. She beat and stabbed him, allegedly.
  3. Well this has become the land of the incredibly stupid. Texas, where being an absolute piece of shit pays off.
  4. It may be the best vision of human suffering put to film. The little Nazi collaborator may have been the most disturbing part of the film.
  5. A Bridge Too Far I like to research (not Google) everything I can before viewing an epic such as this. This one hit every mark IMO.
  6. Looked like my dog when she is extremely pissed off.
  7. The war in the Pacific is largely overlooked compared to the European campaign. An absolute historic undertaking accomplished by sheer will and sacrifice. Japan brought planes then we brought the fucking house.
  8. Oh hell yea. Drink by the pool while their wives serve up carnitas. This is turning out to better than thought.
  9. Hate to say it but I expect it to be close. Take the points and win money.
  10. Having driven the full length of each state, I approve this message. Mississippi is a giant shit hole. Even the casinos are shit.
  11. Jfc just drop a grenade on my head. Fuck that dragon fire shit.
  12. No way I try this myself. It will be ass, then I'll obsess over it until I finally pay a pro to do it right. I'm gonna ask the maintenance crew at my apartment complex. They'll do it for a case of modello.
  13. Drunk, phone in one hand beer in the other going down stairs. As soon as I said be careful he went sailing. Straight through a dog gate and head first into the wall. No injuries.
  14. My drunk ass friend took a header into the wall leaving a dent about 12 inches across. Any recommendations?
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