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MissingInAction

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  1. Hey! I will not be left out of the gang bang.
  2. Shit I spent three months on base after being discharged waiting on the paperwork. I was still getting paid so I spent days at the pX bowling, playing pool, and getting shit hammered. Finally asked the company clerk about it, and she opens a drawer, digs around a bit, hands me a stack of shit to sign and a plane ticket home. Apparently it had been sitting in that drawer for three months.
  3. Jfc, if I didn't have insurance my upcoming procedures would be around 25k. Still have to pay 1500 out of pocket tho.
  4. Let us not exclude Ram drivers.
  5. Ducks when approaching your position
  6. No but Im friends with several.
  7. I wear sweats underneath jeans when it's ball shrinking cold out. That, ski jacket, gloves, and a toque is plenty for necessary trips outside.
  8. "This isn't my Captain America!" Caused me to fall off my couch.
  9. This. When I wasted part of my life trying to form a relationship with magat family (even before maga existed) they would regularly state their sick opinions that all homosexuals should be killed. These sick twisted fucks have always been among us.
  10. It's what we do.
  11. Those dudes had scores to settle they couldn't in NHL play.
  12. Ive got a claymore at the top of my front door.
  13. Over/under on how many of those sticks have been up his butt?
  14. Texas has always allowed renters to get turbo fucked.
  15. Shit we would do the same to foreign soldiers running through our cities and killing our families.
  16. Godsmack was my go to for working out.
  17. In a past life maybe.
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