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MissingInAction

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Everything posted by MissingInAction

  1. Ladies love a smooth sack.
  2. You don't know shit about fuck, and neither do I.
  3. I concur - surly retard
  4. Atch cant read coverage for shit.
  5. He found his special purpose.
  6. I'm at Scholz if any of you asshats are wandering around.
  7. Frank Reynolds carried that no talent assclown.
  8. Livingstone was born a poor black child.
  9. Can we get a ginger to score, or is that asking too much?
  10. White boy power! /noracist
  11. That fat fuck.
  12. Shiiiiipleyyyy
  13. When they say Niblett i hear nit wit.
  14. I could shit a better team.
  15. Fuck it. Burn the stadium down.
  16. Or two lesbians begging you to piss on them.
  17. Stop being poor.
  18. I haven't been that fucked since a weekend in Boys Town.
  19. Are the hand jobs part of the ticket price or can I trade a kolache?
  20. Luna has had a recurring cyst on her neck which ive drained every couple of months. Two days after a consultation on surgery options the fucker burst. Blood everywhere. Drove straight to AVES on 2222. They shaved up the area so now the empty sack looks like a scrote on her neck. On antibiotics and pain killers so she wont scratch at it. Surgery monday. Btw dawn dish soap does an amazing job cleaning up blood. This is a dog on drugs.
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