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MissingInAction

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Everything posted by MissingInAction

  1. MissingInAction replied to Celery Man's topic in Lulz
    Cross the line and the wheel lock activates.
  2. "You’re gay!" Is commonly used.
  3. I appreciate the intensive purposes of this thread.
  4. Give him a reason to wear those braces and maybe one more.
  5. Mind bottling.
  6. The anis lips always bring the lulz.
  7. I cant get past the first episode. Its obvious the avalanche of media exposure skewed the investigation.
  8. Anytime, anywhere....
  9. Ive got one at home.
  10. I've stuck my nose in some questionable places and lived to tell the story.
  11. Im really missing my pubes in this heat. Sounds like I'm opening a slice of cheese when I peel my sack off my thigh. Also have to be careful wiping so I dont slip and smear shit up my back side.
  12. Yep. Your only move is to shit on his lap.
  13. I always forget he's in Blues Brothers until I watch it.
  14. Scouts guide to The Zombie Apocalypse is pretty fucking funny. Like Superbad with zombies.
  15. Crop dusting is more fun.
  16. The port comes in handy for everything and saves a lot of unnecessary pain.
  17. Finding slacks with enough space in the crotch for my massive dong.
  18. Wish I could be there. Y'all shotgun a few beers for me.
  19. Bonus douche points for backing in.
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