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MissingInAction

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  1. The Monkey Fucking hilarious. Highly recommend
  2. A majestic morning to stalk her nemesis.
  3. It's a "studio" apartment. Apartment bitches been trying to up sell efficiency closet space floor plans since day one.
  4. Walked right past it. Definitely hitting it up on my next MDA visit.
  5. There will be a Russian naval base in Florida. Mark it down.
  6. Oh shit I didnt even catch that. Makes me wonder if Event Horizon was the inspiration for this inter dimensional eldritch terror.
  7. I bought a brand new Honda last Thanksgiving in anticipation of tariff fuckery. So glad that's one less thing to worry about when it comes to getting to MDA on the reg. Cant afford Vonline for every visit.
  8. Georgetown was definitely a shit kicker town in the 90s. Dell headquartering in Round cock changed all that.
  9. My employer cover 100% of our monthly premiums. Hopefully that doesnt change.
  10. Ate at a Tiger Noodle in Rice village. This place that caters to college students is better than any chinese ive had in Austin.
  11. So fucking thankful I'm with BCBS TX. Havent had any issues so far, and I get a monthly call from a customer service liaison making sure I'm getting the care I need.
  12. It's funny cause he's dead.
  13. I wonder if he titty fucks himself. I dare any of you to google it.
  14. Lolwut Did your uncle not love you enough or too much on those childhood camping trips?
  15. Shit I'm out. They moved chemo up a week. @immamac please delete this thread.
  16. Easy. I'll meet you wherever you want. If your intention is violence then you'll be met with the police. Unless im missing some sarcasm here.
  17. Aside from the banging I cant imagine the amount of fapping going on. Especially in the holodeck. 3D printers in every room. "Computer: Something I can stick my dick in."
  18. Now I'm hoping for a call.
  19. The only thing I'll give abbott credit for is bulldozing their camps by my place.
  20. Sweet.
  21. Concerning.
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