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MissingInAction

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  1. If you're in the mood for some light hearted goofiness check out Despicable Me. Get high first. The minions constantly kicking each other's asses brings the lulz
  2. Loved it. Also a good date movie with the arcing love story. Btw it's on the cock streaming.
  3. It was... Frank Stallone!
  4. I had no idea I was so fabulous.
  5. They'll just fake it anyway.
  6. Dude! Do we go to the same therapist?
  7. That's fucking killer!
  8. I hope so
  9. Lil johnny: Teacher, teacher, I gotta piss! Teacher: the proper term is urinate. Now please use that word in a sentence. LJ: You're an 8 but you'd be a 10 if you had bigger tits!
  10. My penis still works.
  11. Fucking gnats and mosquitoes to start mother fuckin November. BTW if you see someone watering their lawn... You know what to do.
  12. I recommend the location at 35 and St John's. We'll be safe there.
  13. 3 miles? Do you live in Kazakhstan?
  14. Same. The operation to prevent fuckery was obvious.
  15. Also the elderly woman monitoring the ballot box was getting fresh. She said, Just stick it in. I'm trying Just give it a tap Ok now it's going in.
  16. The friendliness cannot be over stated. I clutched my pearls in this neighborhood 10 years ago. Now I don't want to be anywhere else. Can't count how many times I've been walking Luna and got invited to a yard/street party. A Gordo sweating over giant skillet of frying God knows what. Didn't matter. It was fucking delicious. Is there gunfire? Yes, but mostly into the air.
  17. My neighbors would be gone and the food would fucking suck.
  18. No pics gets you a thumbs down. This POS is at La Palapa.
  19. No lines at the ACC location. As I cast my ballot four first time voters were cheered as the left. This is different.
  20. Who goes to University not fuck or drink? Fucking weirdos.
  21. Surly is not the target demographic.
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