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  1. MissingInAction
    for comdom.
  2. MissingInAction
    A guy at a party was claiming he could out run dogs. Luna was with me so I said I'll give you a 100 yard head start, but you have to carry raw meat in your pockets.
  3. MissingInAction
    He seems genuinely mentally ill or just burnt out from all the drugs and high
  4. MissingInAction
    So tonight's the big night?
  5. MissingInAction
    OG 4 Loko has entered the chat.
  6. MissingInAction
    Theres about 20 in Where Evil lurks, but the toughest is the dog scene. IYKYK
  7. MissingInAction
    If you don't dress up as Baby Billy for Halloween, you have failed us all.
  8. MissingInAction
    My Luna does this to let me know she wants my attention, and plop right down in front of the beer fridge.
  9. MissingInAction
    Got my first over the pants handy at a watch party.
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  11. MissingInAction
    What gets me is the sound of the teeth scraping the concrete.
  12. MissingInAction
    I wonder how much viewership has dropped since the ladies started covering up.
  13. MissingInAction
    Now THAT'S a motto.
  14. MissingInAction
    Gotta be Miami, or as I call it, Twerkville.
  15. MissingInAction
    We've really softened up since then. That was peak asshole for the shag. Gotta love it.
  16. MissingInAction
    And I'm a middle aged white dude. Like really white.
  17. MissingInAction
    Next time I have to deal with pigs, my survival tactic is to scream my fucking lungs out. I'm talking about a volume of shit that will be recorded somewhere.
  18. MissingInAction
    I put braces on my doors every night. They're not for civilian criminals.
  19. MissingInAction
    Fitlumps is not amused.
  20. MissingInAction
    Oriental.
  21. MissingInAction
    For the record, I'm into it.
  22. MissingInAction
    I'd post a selfie, but I don't wanna make the surly wimmenz randy.
  23. MissingInAction
    Insurance? EL oh el! They are pulling out faster than a Jr on prom night.
  24. MissingInAction
    Holeee Fuk! I hope his account has been hacked and it's not a shop. Wait ... It's real, isn't it?
  25. MissingInAction
    That's what NAFO is for. @InkaUtexas knows.

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