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MissingInAction

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  1. Ill be coming off my third round of chemo tomorrow morning so im gonna miss this one. Looking forward to updates from the surly resistance.
  2. Stay within eyesight of cover like a tree or rock. Fat people are great for stopping bullets. Why you see giant fat ass body guards around celebrities.
  3. Shit my dog has never run into the screen door; however ive run into it 1000 times.
  4. I just had a couple of doctors mistake me for their pancreatic cancer patient. Luckily we figured that out quickly.
  5. I always read Kenny Chesney in Cartman's voice.
  6. I get the feelling America is about to get sick and tired of being sick and tired. Shit is about to go down.
  7. Dotard invaded LA. advantage dotard.
  8. The plane is gonna crash anyway. Light em up!
  9. Worth it.
  10. If youre being tailgated in the right lane i can almost guarantee its a fucking loser in a ram douche mobile.
  11. Mockingbirds qould fuck a drone up. They are in territorial asshole mode right now.
  12. You beat me to it while i was checking whether it was farva or fava.
  13. I cen neither confirm nor deny these allegations. VPNs rule!
  14. If you consider Andor series the first act, Rogue one the second, and ANH the third and final act then you get everything in place.
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