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MissingInAction

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Everything posted by MissingInAction

  1. This truly sucks.
  2. We are stuck with a nepo baby.
  3. Livingstone is fucked for the year. I saw his leg bend in a way it should not on that hit.
  4. Blood makes the grass grow!
  5. Catching the game at Kirby Ice House
  6. I havent laughed this hard in years. Thank you
  7. Catching the game at Kirby Ice House tomorrow.
  8. I've got the long sleeve version. Perfect for the relentless sun at DKR.
  9. Sex tent and a blow up mattress. Just set it up before you get hammered. I've made the mistake of not doing that and ended up wrapped in the tent like a caterpillar.
  10. Intimidation. Thats it. They are daring anyone to confront them so they can go full Gestapo on the entire neighborhood.
  11. I couldn’t make it 5 minutes through his stand up. He's like an off brand Larry the cable guy.
  12. Looks like a micro penis.
  13. My party girl was a spinner. Played soccer so her legs and ass were cut out of stone. Now...not so much.
  14. When do we get our loyaly oath letters in the mail to sign?
  15. No cell phone cams during that time. Thank god.
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