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MissingInAction

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  1. Sunni is sick of her shit.
  2. Put cayenne on the eldritch terrors. That will keep the tree rats away.
  3. What's his surly handle?
  4. Richard Dawson was born for that role. Wish he'd done more villain work.
  5. I havent lost any weight at all. They gave me super steroids during chemo which made me ravenous.
  6. But no mosquitoes, so yay?
  7. Well the Spartans are confirmed kiddy diddlers.
  8. Yep. That skit perfectly captured how insufferable 12 year old or even teenage boys are.
  9. My balls arent sagging as much.
  10. Don't tell me what to do.
  11. Apparently we like to create Heisman contenders.
  12. I want that inside me.
  13. Hollar. Got it. Cancer is my bitch.
  14. I will drive to your holler and kick your ass.
  15. Your mom isn't clean either but she gets the job done.
  16. Manning is ass my dude. Nepo baby bullshit. At least Simms hit wide open receivers.
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