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MissingInAction

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  1. Catching the game at Kirby Ice House tomorrow.
  2. I've got the long sleeve version. Perfect for the relentless sun at DKR.
  3. Sex tent and a blow up mattress. Just set it up before you get hammered. I've made the mistake of not doing that and ended up wrapped in the tent like a caterpillar.
  4. Intimidation. Thats it. They are daring anyone to confront them so they can go full Gestapo on the entire neighborhood.
  5. I couldn’t make it 5 minutes through his stand up. He's like an off brand Larry the cable guy.
  6. Looks like a micro penis.
  7. My party girl was a spinner. Played soccer so her legs and ass were cut out of stone. Now...not so much.
  8. When do we get our loyaly oath letters in the mail to sign?
  9. No cell phone cams during that time. Thank god.
  10. I went to Georgetown High School. We got stoned as shit one weekend and blocked the letters to spell Get High. I think theres a pic in one of the year books.
  11. A girl I partied with in college would run around parties with her bottle of tequila and a sack of cut limes, known for skinny dipping and blowing dudes in club bathrooms is now a self proclaimed Christian nationalist. She ran for a Leander school board position and lost. Damn she was a lot of fun.
  12. Perfect that he drives an incel camino. That and the te name being catfish because thats what he's doing.
  13. We were told it was important to keep a smooth face so our MOPs gear would seal to our faces.
  14. My facial muff has been growing in like pre-teen pubes since I finished chemo.
  15. I just smoked out 20 and ran 3 miles.
  16. I am away for a few weeks. I put the scrimps up on the bookshelf away from direct light so the algae bloom doesnt become too much for Looch. I'm certain that fat bastard eats 10x his scrimp weight every day. They were always on their own, but now I'll see what happens without constant observation.
  17. Looks like a V-2. Edit: V-1. I posted before watching the vid.
  18. Saladin is not to be fucked with.
  19. Hey! I haven't authorized my biography yet.
  20. The UT shuttle was a great way to get around. Practically an express line to and from campus where you could transfer to another bus to get across town. I did the same back in the mid 90s.
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