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    If you're having trouble meeting women then get a dog. Train it so you can bring it to dog friendly bars. Women will flock to you. I give my dog direct credit for 75% of the women I've met over the past 7 years. The other 25% me just being a sexy bitch.
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    Meh
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    Copy and paste.
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    Can your cite your source for this gem?
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    I don't think I'd have survived the internet at age 14.
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    I am honestly surprised any of you ever got laid.
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    Does my ginger ass get like a million dollars or a spot at the ginger camp?
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    Anyone says tuddies around me is getting a wedgy.
  11. MissingInAction
    Yes. Essentially anyone who was a drain on state resources was purged. Even skilled Jews were kept alive long enough to produce for the Reich.
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    As the leopards eat their faces they will blame sloth.
  13. MissingInAction
    Oh the Huge Manatee!
  14. MissingInAction
    Ewers appeared to remove his head from the ass of Texas football. Dude is gonna light up all the assholes
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    Dude! Do you know Tree?
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    Our boys are gonna give them a gold old fashioned backwoods butt fucking. No Lube At All!
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    Any university with rules against fucking can go fuck themselves.
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    Yes she did. Had a good time explaining football to a couple dudes from Denmark. They were uphauled that our players just started getting paid.
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    No amount of smashing our phones will make fuck all difference. Vote in every single election while we still can.
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    He's a comedian. That's it.
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    It's one of those I'll probably watch again.
  22. MissingInAction
    Luna is cashed out
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    They put a tourniquet on his arm to keep blood flow to his heart. Never seen that before.
  24. MissingInAction
    It went off great! @DanTheHorn is the true MVP of the whole thing. Let's all pitch in some effort for the next one. It doesn't take much. Just one thing like paper towels, sporks, maybe some cookies. Whatever. Expecting @immamac to do it all is straight up bullshit. Let's fucking go!
  25. MissingInAction
    STD curse

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