From what I have gathered, this the current state of the fuckfest:
● SBF (Sam Bankman-Fried), who is well connected politically, and a notable figure among Effective Altruists. He had said he wanted to take a small chance of massive intergenerational wealth, rather than sure of thing of being conventionally rich.
● he is fucking Caroline, another MIT nerd, who is part of management of FTX/Almeada. It is known she is a Harry Potter fan, and many suspect she writes harem fanfics where fuckfests are common and curly haired genius Hermione gets all the D she wants in bean bag chair filled Slytherin common room.
● allegedly the whole management is a polyamorous polycule (aka a fuckfest), titillating but also further evidence that poly fuckfests are always not who you want to be in a fuckfest with, but also exactly who you expect.
● in a notable bio snipped on the Sequia website, they bragged about how SBF wowed them in an investor meeting, while simultaneously playing League of Legends on his phone.
● SBF often wears new balance sneakers and shorts, and was known to sleep on been bag chairs. One may assume the Bahamas mansion where the polycule had their fuckfests was littered with semen encrusted bean bags.
● last night, after filing Ch 11, it appears FTX was either hacked or an insider was cashing out. Rugging. Said potential insiders have recently fled to South America, possibly Uruguay, where fuckfests may continue without extradition.