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BearMace

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  1. My question is where did the limbs come from? The legs look too symmetrical so I'm guessing you ordered them, but I'd much rather picture you going to a pumpkin patch in search of trimmings from some weird guy that works there who when he finds out what you're going for is like "Hell yeah, brother!!"
  2. I say no legs, unless you can make them look right facing the other direction. This is like weird front butt. edit: glad I waited for the spoiler!
  3. Hell nah. Wordle 491 6/6* ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬛🟩🟩⬛🟩 ⬛🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  4. So close. Wordle 490 3/6* 🟩🟩⬛🟨🟩 🟩🟩🟩⬛🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  5. Duh, you idiot. Can't you read?
  6. Took an alarming amount of time to get from second to the answer. Wordle 486 3/6* 🟨⬛🟨⬛🟩 🟩⬛🟩⬛🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  7. BearMace

    6 word stories

    My sheets she showered. Twas piss.
  8. Wordle 485 3/6* 🟩🟩🟨⬛⬛ 🟩🟩⬛🟩⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  9. Hype Steve Ballmer is its own internet rabbit hole.
  10. Wordle 483 3/6* ⬛⬛🟨⬛⬛ 🟩🟩⬛🟨⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  11. I was getting nervous after the going 0fer on the second word. Wordle 482 3/6* ⬛⬛⬛⬛🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  12. What the hell kind of turn-of-the-century browser are people using to have problems with autoplay, especially autoplay with volume? That sounds like a 2008 user problem. Embed that shit, fuck them hoes.
  13. A tradition like no other.
  14. Holy shit indeed. Definitely worth clicking through to read the whole thing.
  15. He's heating up!! Wordle 462 2/6 🟨⬛🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  16. Boom. Wordle 461 2/6* 🟨⬛🟨⬛🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  17. That's a well constructed trailer.
  18. Assuming the rectangular things just above the waterline on the starboard were cut in for ventilation during tours or something?
  19. Laissez faire.
  20. A mild miracle considering I went braindead and used a repeating letter in my opening word. Wordle 440 2/6* 🟨⬛🟩⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  21. That announcer was amazing. https://i.gifer.com/177f.gif
  22. Yeah that shit is pretty crazy he seems to have only have destroyed the wheels with even the front bodywork looking largely intact. Also, what the fuck was that dude on that he was sitting on a curb at 5:45am, wasn't arrested for another 2 hours and still couldn't open his eyes for a booking photo. I don't think that was just Henny.
  23. Do you have a good vegan peperoni recipe?
  24. Suck it, suckwads! Wordle 411 2/6* ⬛🟩⬛🟨🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  25. I saw a fat bitch impatiently waiting to jaywalk by the hospital, seemingly miffed that nobody was stopping to let her cross. Dumb bitch was literally less than 60 feet away from a permanent pedestrian crossing with full time flashing lights that all the cars were about to have to stop for anyway.
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