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BearMace

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  1. Dammit, I really want Dirt Bike to be real, but the family Pepper Spray hide and seek is pushing the limits of what I can fathom.
  2. Yeah, that was a security bar that should have been off during business.
  3. You guys are really laying it all out there. Damn.
  4. https://gifsound.com/?gifv=lwM5j4w&v=ZnHmskwqCCQ&s=3
  5. Not following. Bidet doesn't make you shit faster. You used to do a lot of reading while you wiped?
  6. Saw this place by Fair Park and thought of this thread.
  7. Wtf kind of hipster shit is this?
  8. Further, if you're the lunch mule CALL THAT SHIT IN!!
  9. BearMace

    2018 Shart Thread

    I've never had to post here, but I was just desperate for a quick breakfast bite and rolled the dice on a Taco Bell breakfast quesadilla. Hopefully I won't need to report back later.
  10. Accidentally clicking on the Jade & Bevoette Unfunny Shit thread.
  11. Yeah, she pulled the gun on him expecting him to be proud of her for trying to get used to handling it. Then she said she knew it wasn't loaded because she had tried to discharge a round into the floor.
  12. She's been banging a traveling shower curtain ring salesmen based out of the Midwest.
  13. That dude went with the WWE elbow drop into a fucking alligator. He was either in on the prank, or the dumbest, best friend a guy could ever ask for. His buddy might have escaped while the gator was shredding his ass.
  14. This got me so damn bad!! Fuck!
  15. It does when the idiots do it while you're driving the other direction. If it involves driving the wrong way on a street, you're probably an idiot for doing it. And lazy.
  16. So how great of big fat fuck are ya?
  17. People who park facing the wrong way on two-way streets.
  18. Sweatergawd and the Double Aunt Andres
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