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BearMace

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  1. Probably been to China and seen the man eating escalators and never been the same.
  2. I was blessed with great vision but my Dad was blind as a bat and had no idea until he was 10+ years old. Hearing him tell the story of when he first walked outside the optometrist office with glasses on and it being like a new world almost makes me me tear up like watching the videos of people getting their Cochlear implants turned on for the first time. A couple months late, but the sound of new metal spikes on grass at the beginning of baseball season. They might very well make the same sound all year, but at the beginning of the year after a break they just sound so sweet. Only thing better is when someone blasts off from one light and accelerates all the way up to a full stop while you coast from an appropriate distance back and subsequently blast past them because they were in such a hurry to reach a dead stop.
  3. Does this sheet update in real time?
  4. There's a comment in that Onion article about eating hamburgerless Helper because it was cheaper per ounce than Ramen. That shit belongs in the How Cheap a Bastard hall of fame.
  5. Excessive amounts of ice that are just gonna water down your beverage.
  6. That monster truck video was about 90 seconds too long.
  7. BearMace

    Gym Pet Peeves

    Don't get me wrong, it's a bullshit move, but are these boom boxes so loud you can hear them over your headphones, or are you brave enough to go to the gym without headphones and be subjected to whatever the gym plays?
  8. So just hot enough to still enchubben?
  9. You like bear mace, ice head?!
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