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BearMace

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  1. https://gifsound.com/?gifv=lwM5j4w&v=ZnHmskwqCCQ&s=3
  2. Shart thread is that way...
  3. Not following. Bidet doesn't make you shit faster. You used to do a lot of reading while you wiped?
  4. Saw this place by Fair Park and thought of this thread.
  5. Wtf kind of hipster shit is this?
  6. Further, if you're the lunch mule CALL THAT SHIT IN!!
  7. BearMace

    2018 Shart Thread

    I've never had to post here, but I was just desperate for a quick breakfast bite and rolled the dice on a Taco Bell breakfast quesadilla. Hopefully I won't need to report back later.
  8. Accidentally clicking on the Jade & Bevoette Unfunny Shit thread.
  9. Yeah, she pulled the gun on him expecting him to be proud of her for trying to get used to handling it. Then she said she knew it wasn't loaded because she had tried to discharge a round into the floor.
  10. She's been banging a traveling shower curtain ring salesmen based out of the Midwest.
  11. That dude went with the WWE elbow drop into a fucking alligator. He was either in on the prank, or the dumbest, best friend a guy could ever ask for. His buddy might have escaped while the gator was shredding his ass.
  12. This got me so damn bad!! Fuck!
  13. Can we embed Insta on here?
  14. Fuck Machine Apparatus
  15. It does when the idiots do it while you're driving the other direction. If it involves driving the wrong way on a street, you're probably an idiot for doing it. And lazy.
  16. So how great of big fat fuck are ya?
  17. People who park facing the wrong way on two-way streets.
  18. Sweatergawd and the Double Aunt Andres
  19. I have some shitty questions. I'm curious what you cheap bastards' stances are on toilet paper? Do you skimp? Single ply? Splurge on a bidet in the name of saving TP? How many times do you fold over to get additional wipes?
  20. Nice bush.
  21. That's a pretty wild statistic.
  22. Is this legit?
  23. This. We tried 4 nights once and even the best of the best were apathetic zombies by the end of it.
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