Everything posted by BearMace
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This Dallas house, wtf
Former AT&T data center.
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Trivial Things That Make You Surly
My new insanely powerful computer has one MAJOR flaw for breaking message board sports news: I have to hold Fn + F5 to refresh the page. F5 alone just dims my screen. I have ragrets.
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Figure it out!
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United Airlines buying 100 Electric Jet Airliners
What if it's so quiet people can hear farts in the cabin? Isn't farting with impunity the real perk of air travel?
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Trivial Things That Make You Surly
Same thing. I have a dream where towards the end of the semester I start getting emails about finals for classes I didn't know I was enrolled in.
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Fitlump fucking won a Austin City Council seat, Now on to Congress 2026!
Has anybody ever come up with a diagnosis hypothosis for the horn? Like is it a condition where it will grow back, or could she have put her 8 Days to Refund Gap money towards having that thing ground down?
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Fat People
Keto folks can be obnoxious, but doing a clean keto, not all bacon and cheese, is a remarkable tool to enable IF success. IF on its own it amazing if you can make it work with your schedule, but the appetite suppression of getting into ketosis is truly remarkable and makes doing IF pretty easy. I've experimented with some success too using exogenous ketones as appetite suppressants for IF. Really it's all just understanding caloric deficit versus thinking "fat makes you fat" and finding something that works for you. Regarding fat shaming, I'm not for personally making anybody feel like they're a worthless piece of shit for being obese, but at the same time we've damn near normalized being so fat you need a scooter to grocery shop. I'm pro body positivity that keeps girls from thinking they need to be bulimic to fit an image, but there's a balance somewhere short of where we are finding ourselves now where legitimately obese chicks want to wear dental floss bikinis and be praised for their bravery. Also, fuck Big Corn.
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Wives and the Stupid Shit They Say/Do
My buddy had a snowcone truck come out to a party this weekend for the kids. The guy said he regularly has to tell adults that no he doesn't have straws because if you need a straw you're doing it wrong. And kids are going straight 'beetus strength, always. So by my math, that's only enough syrup for 320 or so.
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Wtf is a toilet paper box?- Wives and the Stupid Shit They Say/Do
You got off easy.- What Is Your Steak/Toast/Coffee Preference?
Steak somwhere between 1 and 2, but honestly those all look like they were cooked by somebody who probably calls what they did "barbequing". If better executed I could maybe go as done as what 3 was probably trying to be depending on the cut. Toast 3-4 Coffee anywhere from A to D depending on where I'm at.- Shit's Borked
Dark Mode on Chrome on PC is making me feel like a had a stroke or something. All the titles are missing letters. Seems to only affect the topic pages that I've noticed.- Pitbulls
This feels like a glimpse inside the mind of the guy who commutes from his suburb to work in an F350 dually with a 12" lift and six light bars.- Bucket of rats
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First shitty gif I ever tried to edit I think- Wives and the Stupid Shit They Say/Do
Apparently everyone in her family had a poop knife and she didn't believe him that he'd never heard of the practice of having to cut your massive fucking turds into smaller pieces to get them to flush. Must have come from a long line of opioid addicts with butt plug fetishes.- Wives and the Stupid Shit They Say/Do
An eighth of a tank?! The humanity!!- Google "Florida Man" followed by your birthday. Post the best headline
Same birthday. The sub-headline of the last one: Police say he had been drinking and smoking pot all day.- Post a pic that makes you say "Holy shit."
Add Elephant Enema to the band names list.- You have to get laid within 24 hours
I read that as "the White House" and it was much more impressive.- What's the range of real temperatures you have experienced in your life?
119° in Phoenix -4° on Crested Butte Most miserable cold I've ever been though was at a football game in Stoolwater. By a longshot too.- Trivial Things That Make You Surly
The shitty text to voice generator people are using on Instagram videos makes me wanna stab people.- Post a pic that makes you say "Holy shit."
(Somehow) Unpopular opinion: taking the 18 seconds to take off the pack and assemble the shovel is the right thing to do so he can dig faster, and something tells me that somebody carrying a fucking avalanche shovel has been trained to do just that. - Wives and the Stupid Shit They Say/Do
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