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BearMace

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  1. This is what I've suggested is going on before. You see the modern body builders with the big distended HGH guts, that's exactly what you see in Elmo, just with none of the muscle from actual putting in work.
  2. It's raining cat and dogfish! Wait, that sounds like a Wheel of Fortune puzzle.
  3. Don't get me wrong, I'm initiated too. It's just oxygen and oil sounds like the most backyard North Korean rocketry imaginable. Not oxygen and a specific liquid fuel, just oil. Picturing straight up heavy crude
  4. I can't believe oxygen and oil would fail.
  5. I'd assumed it was the white outlined font choice.
  6. I'd assumed it was the white outlined font choice.
  7. I'm reading this a day late and was literally gonna ask what kind of middle school has that nice of pool!
  8. Do they have capital punishment in their country?
  9. I'm betting there's a greater than zero chance Elmo sees these idiots willingly overpaying for a car they have to then pay to wrap themselves if they want it protected and either stops painting Teslas altogether, or goes with a single color like the Model T, you can have any color you want as long as it's black.
  10. Probably not, it's just that every other car built in the last decade with automatic doors has had sensors and panel edges that wouldn't allow it.
  11. If this is real and you were just playing a long game the whole time you should never pay for a drink again. Bravo.
  12. I had managed to never hear that word spoken until this tournament despite having read it forever. On the same note I'm always entertained at the beginning of football season when kids start hitting the field and their names are pronounced wildly differently than my dumb ass read them in my head throughout their recruitment.
  13. The Xphone Phive is going to be so hardcore bro! You'll login with your blue check credentials so you know it's super secure and totes legit. Battery life will be shit because they're going to use it to mine Bitcoin and train Gronk AI, but that's price you pay to be Xtreme.
  14. What the fuck are we looking at? Is this twisted AI? I can't even make sense of those shorts and what the fuck has to be wrong with you to have that fucked up distended gut to that extent? Taking tons of roads but not doing any of the working out?
  15. The only thing more disingenuous than claiming that Autopilot isn't a grossly overstated name for the capability is the assholes who claim they like turn signal buttons on the wheel.
  16. Does this mean we shouldn't get in front of cyber trucks and thoroughly wash our windshields, especially not at highway speed where there might be the potential for significant over spray?
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