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Constant

Certifiably Surly
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  1. Go Navy.
  2. If I’m Michigan, I’m making Cignetti say no to becoming the highest-paid coach of all time.
  3. Make all the jokes you need to, but go watch this kid’s film. He plays with the violence that is going to make a great linebacker.
  4. Can I park my RV in the driveway?
  5. Sign me up.
  6. OU is back in the playoff, and Lincoln’s headed to the Alamo Bowl to play TCU. It is a great day.
  7. I don’t quite have your purchasing power.
  8. All roads end in burning sadness, unfortunately.
  9. It’s a quarter of the amount I tip your mother. Ain’t no thing.
  10. Put $100 on OU at +5000. I’ve made worse decisions with my money.
  11. It’s really just down to Indiana, Ohio State, and Georgia. I’m not sure anything else matters.
  12. Texas was a Nibblet away from not being able to accomplish that either. Not the best insult.
  13. Leave it to Texas to resort to extortion in an attempt to make the playoff. Soft.
  14. Is Penn State trying to find the next child molestation enabler or what? What is their hold up? Franklin was fired October 12th.
  15. Barely functional may actually be too complementary.
  16. School Hires Snake Surprised When Bitten
  17. Texas fans are in a precarious position: you feel the need to talk trash about the seasons that Vanderbilt, Texas A&M, and Oklahoma had, while also needing to uphold those wins as proof they belong in the playoff.
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