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Constant

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  1. My sports life continues its downward spiral down the drain.
  2. I wanna die.
  3. This is where I’d normally shit talk that pussy ass kick, but we’re getting our asses kicked.
  4. On the way to a staggering 12-0 win.
  5. Good luck, bitches.
  6. I don’t know — I’m not exactly involved in those discussions. I do know that players with similar injuries and surgeries have returned quicker than Mateer several times, while others have taken much longer. I’d guess the variance in severity and the human body is to blame. Neither team can run worth a shit. This trend seems more important than most this year.
  7. This is a bit ridiculous. Jared Goff had the same injury and surgery with the same surgeon and played 12 days later.
  8. Interesting insight from the In the Weeds YouTube video with Ikard and Lehman. They noticed that any time an offense goes trips to the field, it pulls Anthony Hill out of the core of the defense for coverage, bringing a safety down for run support — and that hasn’t been going very well. It seems to be a pretty distinct pattern. They give Arch plenty of flowers, if that worries you.
  9. Steve Sarkisian really enjoys a beaded doorway. Steve Sarkisian mops the floor moving forward. Steve Sarkisian takes a selfie in front of his plane at the gate. Steve Sarkisian nods respectfully when someone mentions the song Lips of an Angel. Steve Sarkisian adjusts the thermostat in a friend’s house without asking. Steve Sarkisian misquotes movies as he rewatches them with others.
  10. The coaster train has left the station and the chain lift is fuckin’ clacking.
  11. Would be a whole lot cooler if it were.
  12. If it weren’t for these catastrophic issues, we’d probably be pretty damn good, man.
  13. What is your official prediction?
  14. Venables throwing some cold water on the Mateer situation. Says he hasn’t done any good on good work in practice and won’t play if he doesn’t prior to Saturday. Deferred to medical staff on any details.
  15. Back up quarterback.
  16. He was clutching at it after his touchdown run.
  17. No, we don’t. We’re going to struggle with the traditional run game and will probably have to rely on the +1 QB run for any success, just hoping Hawkins doesn’t make some boneheaded plays like he tends to do. He’ll show some flashes of good, but it’s usually sandwiched between shit. We do, however, have a better overall defense—especially the front seven—than Florida, and I think that’s our path to victory. Hold Texas to 17 or fewer, and I think we win.
  18. Here’s a look at Hawkins from yesterday. He had some careless moments that would’ve been turnovers against better teams, but he also made some great throws. I don’t expect Texas to be able to run the ball at all, and I think Manning might want to figure out some survival skills on passing plays.
  19. Mateer was suited up yesterday, but there’s no way he’s playing this weekend. I don’t believe he has thrown a football yet.
  20. Yes, it’s really stupid. Though with how hard he hit the wall, I’m not sure padding would’ve helped much anyway.
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