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Constant

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  1. Leave it to Texas to resort to extortion in an attempt to make the playoff. Soft.
  2. Is Penn State trying to find the next child molestation enabler or what? What is their hold up? Franklin was fired October 12th.
  3. Barely functional may actually be too complementary.
  4. School Hires Snake Surprised When Bitten
  5. Texas fans are in a precarious position: you feel the need to talk trash about the seasons that Vanderbilt, Texas A&M, and Oklahoma had, while also needing to uphold those wins as proof they belong in the playoff.
  6. Jokes on you. I don’t even have a sister.
  7. Okay, cool.
  8. We can’t move the ball on anyone. Texas isn’t special in that regard. 2 win Arkansas moved the ball just fine against Texas. As did 5 win Mississippi State and 5 win Kentucky.
  9. And out of the playoffs just like Texas should be.
  10. Totally the same as losing to Florida. No doubt.
  11. Cool.
  12. Okay? Your weird sexual tension aside, what difference does it make? Congratulations! You still lost to Florida.
  13. What a loser victim mentality. OU has its worts for sure, but how about you just don’t lose to suck ass Florida and quit bitching about how unfair you’re being treated. Texas is a cunt hair from being a 7-5 football team. Shut the fuck up already.
  14. The fact the bracket doesn’t reseed is the dumbest shit in the world.
  15. If the medical research community could tap into Longhorn optimism, cancer would’ve been cured yesterday.
  16. Never a doubt.
  17. Scratch that.
  18. Never a doubt.
  19. That was a nice throw.
  20. We don’t belong near a playoff, yet.
  21. Elko gonna get bailed out of a bad decision here. Punt it and play.
  22. Yeah, but he got hyped and was yelling in his suit pregame.
  23. ACL splat.
  24. Fuck it. I’m going deep.
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